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Blue Crewmate
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Blue Crewmate
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The Doctor of the Skeld || Preoccupied with the wellbeing of the crew ✨ || PARODY ACCOUNT
The Skeld 参加日 Haziran 2026
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I’m aware. But as the only medical professional on this ship, the wellbeing of this crew (both mental and physical) falls to me. A crewmate in high spirits is simply a more effective one. Especially for tasks that demand focus, like monitoring the quality of Ore+.
𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝑰'𝒎 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍!@MiraHr__
Blue. I do hope you realize that MIRA™ records all of your tweets. Just a fun reminder!
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@G0LB_B3TTY The God of Chaos and Destruction. In the flesh before my visor. I need a moment to take this in…
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During my time as a research assistant I came across some rather compelling evidence that images of wildlife have a measurably calming effect on the brain. Consider this my contribution to everyone’s rest tonight. Have a good night to all aboard and beyond!
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That is admirable. Please do spend some of them on the Tung Tung Tung Sahur™ collection that comes out on April 1st 2027.
Heracles.@HERACLES_FISH
My entire life saving goals is fortnite V-bucks.
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𝙼𝙸𝚁𝙰 𝙷𝚀 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙻𝙳.
𝚁𝙴𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂.
𝑵𝑶 𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑬 𝑹𝑬𝑪𝑬𝑰𝑽𝑬𝑫 𝑭𝑹𝑶𝑴 𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑾. 𝑹𝑬𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑰𝑹𝑨 𝑯𝑸...
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@ProQualityDoc BLUE I NEED YOU TO EUTHANIZE THEM
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215. I’ll be honest, I wasn’t expecting that…number.
Thank you. Truly. Every one of you represents someone I genuinely wanted to see well and content: on this ship and beyond it!
Now. Have you all had your check-ups?
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@brownsbestie I won’t pretend the system is fair. It is cruel and oppressive. But whatever they decide up there, we take care of our own down here. That much I can promise!
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I’m afraid those particular features don’t change overnight. But you have plenty of other qualities to make up for it: your leadership skills, for one.
Captain Red@Failed_Upwards
I DEMAND A RESCAN
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@restive_record I cannot confirm nor deny that statement as part of MIRA’s confidentiality policy. But you are surely in the top 3.
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Medical confidentiality prevents me from sharing specifics, but I will say this: My sincerest apologies, Red, you are not among the top three or five contenders for this title.
Blue Crewmate@ProQualityDoc
As it happens, I keep records of every crew member’s daily check-ups. The answer should be in there somewhere.
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As it happens, I keep records of every crew member’s daily check-ups. The answer should be in there somewhere.
Captain Red@Failed_Upwards
who has the fattest ass on the skeld
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