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Official X Account of Edgar the Puppet. WATCH more episodes HERE: https://t.co/xvRV9By36V

参加日 Mayıs 2024
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Puppet Edgar
Puppet Edgar@PuppetEdgar·
NEW EDGAR just dropped!!! ☘️"Breathalyzing Drunk People on St. Patrick's Day"☘️
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Puppet Edgar@PuppetEdgar·
Libs don't understand crime
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Puppet Edgar@PuppetEdgar·
@schwarz Did you miss his latest special "Is Anyone Seeing This?" His ever-evolving politics aside, it was hilarious.
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☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️
Good to hear Bill Maher is getting the Mark Twain Prize, if there's anything Twain was about it was an unfunny hate-filled misogynist love of violence
☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ tweet media
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Bobby Piklz
Bobby Piklz@BobbyPiklz·
Half a year ago, a far greener, more reckless — albeit scummier — version of myself — @BobbyPiklz — walked into Fuoco Apizza in Cheshire, Connecticut… Ordered a pie overloaded with water-logged toppings… Refused to let it cool, set, or develop any kind of structural integrity… …and then had the audacity to call it: “Soup.” The internet loved it. The Pizzaholics Facebook group banned me. At that moment, the owner — George Constanti — had every right to grab me by the ankles and shove my head straight into the coal oven… Goodfellas style. Mailman treatment. Honestly… it would’ve been justified. But in a move that can only be described as either grace… or a complete lapse in judgment… George welcomed me back for a mulligan. And this time — I came bearing something better than an apology. From our sweatshop to his pizza shop, I handed George a stack of tees — PizzaMecca™️ on the left chest, Fuoco Apizza on the back. Not just merch — the promised brand. Now — about this whole “flop” conversation… Who decided that was the gold standard of pizza judgment? It’s fucking bread. Bread flops sometimes. Especially when you overload it, rush it, and eat it straight out of the box with no class… But if you show a little discipline… let the pie sit for 2 or 3 minutes… let it congeal… Fuoco’s can compete with any of the big three — Frank Pepe’s Pizzeria, Sally’s Apizza, or Modern Apizza. Structure. Integrity. Balance. Perfection. And here’s something nobody talks about — Fuoco’s is excellent cold. Next day? A new level. A vulgar display of cold pizza power. So no — flop doesn’t make a bad pie. But not understanding why it flops… that’s how you end up calling it “soup.” Pickles’ Pizza Rating = Outstanding. 🍕🕋 #Apizza #NewHavenStylePizza #CTPizza #PizzaMecca #BobbyPickles Directed by @PaddyDontSurf | @WarBoysStudios
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Puppet Edgar@PuppetEdgar·
offensive president jokes
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Puppet Edgar@PuppetEdgar·
Is it a human right?
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Puppet Edgar@PuppetEdgar·
Democrats really wanted this?
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Joe Flood
Joe Flood@joeflood·
@DomFreePress that's a lot of words. I didn't know you had that vocabulary
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Puppet Edgar@PuppetEdgar·
Congrats and all ladies, but where my blondes at? Is this not conservative media??
Clare Boothe Luce Center for Conservative Women@cblwomen

These conservative women are making moves—proud to have featured them as speakers at our events!👇 • Amber Duke named Editor-in-Chief of @DailyCaller • Mary Margaret Olohan secured a permanent White House briefing room seat for @realDailyWire • Emma Waters recognized in @thehill's Inaugural Top 50 Women Shaping Policy list  @ambermarieduke @MaryMargOlohan @emlwaters

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Puppet Edgar@PuppetEdgar·
Nigerian Hollywood
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Puppet Edgar@PuppetEdgar·
Woke lib tries to RUIN my video
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Puppet Edgar@PuppetEdgar·
Surpassing George Washington!
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Enrique Tarrio
Enrique Tarrio@NobleOne·
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
James Lindsay, anti-Communist@ConceptualJames

Listen you human piece of garbage and anyone else here in the comments who wants to get this straight. First, it wasn't his office's job to do the investigation, so that's just salacious trash that should be condemned totally, not promoted like it's "news." Now, Charlie died in September of 2025. This conflict started in February 2026. Joe said this conversation happened in June 2025. Operation Midnight Hammer happened in June 2025. So we can establish that Charlie was talking to Joe in the context of Operation Midnight Hammer, but Charlie said those exact same things on camera to the world at the time. This isn't new information at all. It was always public straight from Charlie. Then Trump executed Operation Midnight Hammer, and a nervous Charlie Kirk said he supported President Trump 100%, though he didn't want a "regime-change war." He later said the operation was a success. Charlie Kirk backed President Trump 100%, even though he voiced his concerns before Trump made his decisions, both in public and in private. He supported Trump when he made these decisions and stood strongly with him, for him, and with and for the United States of America, even when he was nervous about it. Charlie's words in June of 2025 cannot be construed in any way to be applicable to the circumstances that led Trump to make these decisions in early 2026. It isn't hard to guess how Charlie would have felt about this situation, though, since he already demonstrated it for us in June last year. 1) He would be publicly and privately nervous about getting into such a war and would strongly caution against regime-change as a goal and boots on the ground as a strategy; 2) He would have voiced these concerns both on camera and in private and maintained a pro-Trump and pro-America, while "America First," messaging about the looming conflict; 3) Once things started in late February/early March, he would have backed President Trump 100% like he did on 100% of the other things he backed President Trump on 100%, 100% of the time; 4) He would have stood by the operation and President Trump's decision-making, even while voicing his anxieties, concerns, and beliefs about wanting the war/conflict to wrap up quickly and avoid boots on the ground and a deliberate strategy of regime change; 5) He would have reassured Americans that President Trump has the best intelligence, the best instincts, and the best capabilities to redefine conflict in the 21st century and to guide us through this war, consistently. To suggest anything else is to fail to have known Charlie Kirk or even to have paid attention to what he actually said in the relevant situation Kent is bringing up, standing on the silence of Charlie's coffin to do so. To tie this to Charlie's murder is nothing short of reckless and heinous, and it is likely so reckless that it will possibly interfere with bringing Charlie's murderer to justice, given the idiotic and opportunistic things he said. You are all vultures and skanks, and your judgment will be ruthless.

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Puppet Edgar
Puppet Edgar@PuppetEdgar·
@jonesChris2121 I was arguing with a friend about the rationale of the heroes’ final act, and finding myself on all sides of the issue. Deep shit but YMMV, baby!
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Jonesey
Jonesey@jonesChris2121·
@PuppetEdgar Methinks I'll give the season finale a re-watch - if I can find time, that is, between all my Ask America With Edgar videos. They are often the highlight of my week.
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Puppet Edgar@PuppetEdgar·
@jonesChris2121 Finale was mind blowing. Loved the deeper analogues about work/life balance, and finding meaning with/without work
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Jonesey
Jonesey@jonesChris2121·
@PuppetEdgar Season 1 was terrific, but it lost its momentum a bit in season 2. At least for me it did. Stiller definitely has TDS, but his case is mild compared to most of his peers. We must fight for a cure.
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Puppet Edgar@PuppetEdgar·
@realBradStaggs I’m a bit harried lately making my shows, but I won’t rule out. Raincheck?
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