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@tiannah_tee @Ayo__musco May he rot in hell

@Ayo__musco I don’t even know his whereabouts anymore He just vanished

My ex didn’t just leave me. He waited until I was asleep after a fight, zip-tied my wrists to the headboard, and spent the next four hours carving the name of the girl he’d been fucking for six months into the soft skin under my ribs with a box cutter. Every time I screamed he’d shove a sock in my mouth and keep going, humming our song like it was romantic. When he was done he poured vodka over the wounds, kissed my forehead, and said, “Now you’ll always carry me with you.” Then he walked out, left the door wide open, and never came back. I still flinch when anyone touches my stomach. I still hear that humming in my nightmares. Some exes ghost you. Mine made sure I’d never be able to look at myself naked again without remembering exactly how much he enjoyed destroying me.

@tiannah_tee Did he get arrested

@WeedleTwineedle I like this

Mega Meganium is so bad just hit her with a sludge bomb lol

@dyingscribe It’s so ass too fucking shit animation

Reminder that D4vd released an animated music video of him killing Celeste in the video two years before he killed her

GEM THUMBNAIL ALERT

@BrockRiddickIFB Ragebait or mental retardation

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when u lowkey need to go to bed but highkey the vc is stacked as hell

@SuperMemeBroz @cecililytweets Coaching my ass

@cecililytweets 2k without coaching fosho, with coaching, i’d say 2.2k to 2.3k

ok lets be real here vgc people considering my full experience is like, a bunch of youtube videos, 2 grassroot tournaments and 7 or 8 different regulations on ladder casually with coaching, to which elo could i realistically get this month starting at 1900?

@jsketch12 @MawileMage Bruh they’ll just have a feature to splice them it’s really simple.

@MawileMage The problem is that the DNA Splicers and the Reins of Unity aren't held items, they're key items that need to be used from the Bag, which Champions does not have the functionality for at the moment.

I just realized... how are we supposed to eventually bring Calyrex and Kyurem into Champions when being fused Pokemon means they can't be put into HOME? I guess they'll either have to invent some workaround or just. make us roll for them at the roster ranch

@AndyBakesYT Terrible take

My Reg M-A take is that if you aren’t using Kingambit you are literally throwing I see 0 reason that Mon should not be on your team

i swear to god mercy mains are not real people

@dhe3g Bot genders do ngl

What if women made post like this about men

@tiredgirlxx No dhit

can men and women be purely platonic friends without any romantic feelings ever involved

@_Ava_VT Work

Boys without girlfriends, what are you doing?

@JamieTjfurr4 @realspeckzo Dude you’re looking at a mirror wym?

@QuasarWatcher @realspeckzo Nice selfie

Clavicular is one of the greatest things to happen on the internet in years because it’s exposing millions to the disgusting true nature of women.

@JamieTjfurr4 @realspeckzo

@realspeckzo A lot of Christians (including some Catholics) don’t understand this. They will diss Clav on the basis that his lifestyle is sinful and degenerate, which it is, but they don’t see he’s also doing a great service in exposing Big Women. He’s undeniably a net positive for society.

@realspeckzo He’s a meth addict

@vxylily Your post is braindead

If you're single; 1. You're either talking to someone 2. Stuck on an ex 3. You’re ugly 4. Chasing someone who's taken Which one are you??

@rubynesoberi Why would it affect a magic bounce Mon?

if you memento a magic bounce pokémon does it just force you to kill yourself