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Oatmeal Squares should be called "Oatmeal Rectangles." Who's with me? #BullshitAdvertising

@Indie5051 Lol. I won’t mention the numerous shitty bands they listed, but they left off Faith no More, Pantera, Opeth and Primus

Las 50 mejores bandas de la historia según la revista Rolling Stone:

Precisely

@AJenkinsBrother @mmaonpoint Serra was known and feared for his jujitsu. His punching power wasnt widely acclaimed. He strategically used that to his advantage to create a one-time use weapon that detonated on GSP for the title shot. More of Kudos to Serra than shame for GSP

@mmaonpoint Imagine losing to Matt Sera and being called better than Jon Jones 😭

19 years ago, one of the biggest upsets in MMA history

Grok, being the best AI, still has some bugs to work out, it seems…

@greijukainen @Steviebgood58 @luismbat I got the same figure. Path of totality runs through Bangladesh

@RealAwkwardPage @Steviebgood58 @luismbat 58008

In 2029, Apophis, a ~370m asteroid, will pass just ~31,000 km from Earth. That’s ~1/10 the distance to the Moon. Inside the orbit of geostationary satellites. Visible to the naked eye. Impact risk this time is low, but the flyby could shift its future trajectory. A direct hit would mean a ~1 km crater and regional devastation. That’s why becoming multiplanetary matters.

@Steviebgood58 @greijukainen @luismbat That’s a sweet calculator! What’s it say for solar eclipses?

@greijukainen @RealAwkwardPage @luismbat Just recalculated, it's gonna be nearer 2029. Sorry

@greijukainen @luismbat I don’t think we can say “we.” Neither you or I crunched any of those numbers. But, very true. Astonishing. Same with solar eclipses

@luismbat It’s quite astonishing that we can calculate such a trajectory several years in advance. Earth will do several orbits around the sun before this flyby and still we can confidently say that a massive rock will fly between us and some of our geostationary satellites.

@mmaonpoint “No talking? I didn’t know that was a rule…” -Joe Rogan (Great moment from the fight)

22 years have passed since 22 year old Robbie Lawler fought 20 year old Nick Diaz 🥲

👊

@EricLDaugh @BrotherPhilemon Medicaid/Medicare a good place to check is MAT programs (methadone/suboxone clinics). Lots of falsified records and wasteful/fraudulent claims- ON THE CLINIC SIDE, not so much from the patients. I know a place to report, but not sure who to notify

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. JD Vance's anti-fraud task force is NOT holding back, they are now investigating the most expensive welfare programs with minimal fraud enforcement $2 TRILLION: Medicare, Medicaid $101B: SNAP $100B: SBA loans $64B: Public housing $43.5B: Unemployment insurance $16B: Needy Families LFG! We needed this 🔥

@AlBernstein Al, stick to talking about a sport you were always too weak and uncoordinated to compete in. Your TDS is too severe to speak rationally about politics

The mess at the airport (which I will be going in to lassoer this week) is TOTALLY on the Republican. party. The Democrats hav e put forth several clean bills to get the TSA agents paid, GOP congress members have killed them. Period. There is no nuance here.

@TheDemSlayer RIP Legend. I heard he will be carrying his own casket at his funeral.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris counted to infinity—twice. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up—he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can hear sign language. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on—he turns the dark off. The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead—it's just afraid to move. Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys. Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes. Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris doesn't play hide and seek. He plays hide and pray I don't find you. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris can speak Braille. Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Aliens are real. They're just afraid to come to Earth because Chuck Norris lives here. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with his eyes closed. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful it can be seen from space by the naked eye. Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. Chuck Norris can drown a fish. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin. Chuck Norris can clap with one hand. Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris doesn't age—he levels up. Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with real cards. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube. Chuck Norris doesn't do refunds. You do. Chuck Norris can microwave popcorn by staring at it. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris doesn't vacuum. He scares the dirt away. Chuck Norris can hear sign language over the phone. Chuck Norris doesn't spell-check. Words conform to him. Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris can parallel park in two moves. Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Locations report to him. Chuck Norris doesn't need sleep—he recharges by staring at the sun. Chuck Norris doesn't need food. Food needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't need a belt. Gravity submits to him. Chuck Norris can make a campfire with wet wood and attitude. Chuck Norris doesn't need a parachute. Gravity is afraid to pull him down. Chuck Norris doesn't need Wi-Fi. The internet connects to him. Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube by staring at it. Chuck Norris doesn't need a map. Maps need Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen. Oxygen needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can make a mime talk. Chuck Norris can make a ghost haunt itself. Chuck Norris doesn't need a mirror. Mirrors reflect what he allows. Chuck Norris can make lightning ask for permission. Chuck Norris doesn't need a shadow. Shadows follow him. Chuck Norris doesn't need luck. Luck needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick the future into the past. Chuck Norris doesn't tell jokes. Jokes tell Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. 👊🏻 RIP, Absolute Legend!

@lady_valor_07 Are those Stanley Stumps?

Despite widespread online efforts, no one could figure out what these are. I’m also stumped, and it seems ninety percent of others are too... Who else remembers these as a kid?

@wideawake_media America used to have only ONE political party… until Chuck Norris karate chopped it.

Chuck Norris explains why he defected to the right: "I used to be a Democrat, but unfortunately the Democrats went too far to the left... and lost all reality of what America stood for." "And so I realised that Republicans... are more focused on what is best for America."

@CNviolations Man, my mind would’ve been blown if he said “duck.”

Pick an animal. Did he guess?

@seanonolennon Dwarf planet is to planet as dwarf human is to human.

Pluto is a Planet. Period.

@TheMickyDolenz1 The Door into Summer

I just saw the Top 10 Most Streamed Monkees Tracks & I'm proud these songs are still being discovered after nearly 60 years! The usual hits & a couple of my favorites made the list. It’s amazing that new listeners are finding this music! Did your favorite make it? #TheMonkees

Some say true poetic beauty is rare in life. I say look at this video of Islamic terror literally going right over a lefty's head

@ActwithAlison I’m writing the prequel! (Just kidding)

e.t.

@t_jentzsch @RyanSaavedra Whatever works, right?

@RyanSaavedra US military can't even develop a simple one way drone, they have to use an Iranian drone and reverse engineer it... Sad.

🚨 U.S. CENTCOM Commander​​ Admiral Brad Cooper on Operation Epic Fury: -The opening hours of the operation was twice the size of the "Shock and Awe" strikes in Iraq in 2003. -Approximately 2,000 targets destroyed, including Iran's air defenses, hundreds of missiles, drones, and missile launchers. -The U.S. is sinking Iran's entire Navy, 17 ships destroyed so far. -CENTCOM's drone task force, called Task Force Scorpion Strike, launched countless one-way attack drones, achieving massive effects. The drones were originally Iranian designed but the U.S. got some, brought the back to the America, and made them way better.