Simon Bates

@cjhhhh21 That Le Fee who just megged 2 of your players to set up the winner for the mighty makems?? Thanks for the 6 points

For all you lot worrying about derby day, remember they've got to use £20m of their budget on that Le Fee 😂😂😂 be the easiest 6 points we've ever had from them, relax

@CraigHope_DM Could have heard a pin drop in the home sections after 57 mins. #StJamesMyth

🔊🔊 The noisiest I’ve heard St James’ Park in a decade #nufc #safc

@geordiejosh He even helped you score and you STILL couldn't beat the mighty Makems 🤣

Newcastle, they have Luke O’nein starting. You have absolutely no reason, no excuse, and it would be PITIFUL to NOT smash 5 past these horrible cunts 👍

@SkySportsPL Aged well🤣

This is what it means.

Who’s won more trophies? Newcastle, 12 (Sunderland - 9) Who’s won a major trophy most recently? Newcastle in 2025 (Sunderland in 1973) Who’s got the highest ever PL finish? Newcastle, 2nd (Sunderland - 7th) Who’s got the most PL points? Newcastle, 1649 (Sunderland - 658) Who’s got the most top flight points? Newcastle, 5228 (Sunderland - 4600) Who’s spent more seasons in the top flight? Newcastle, 93 (Sunderland - 88) Who’s had the most top ten finishes? Newcastle, 51 (Sunderland - 44) Who’s played more European matches? Newcastle, 152 (Sunderland - 4) Who’s scored more European goals? Newcastle, 256 (Sunderland - 5) Who’s had more relegations? Sunderland, 11 (Newcastle - 6) Who’s had more seasons in the third tier? Sunderland, 5 (Newcastle - 0) No contest 👍🏼

@jordancronin_ @worflags Thanks for your hospitality and another 3 points 🫡

Welcome to the region’s capital, you’ve been gone for so long… 👀 @worflags

@NUFC_Fanatic 🤣 aye get away. 🤡

There is absolutely zero chance Sunderland beat us tomorrow mind. ZERO. It simply won’t happen.

Into these alien looking, seagull bucking, tinpot bastards today Newcastle. Absolutely fucking hammer them.

@NUFC Bottling the Derby 🤣

Sandro is unable to continue after taking a knock making a challenge in the box 🔄 [4-2] 55'

Leeds 0-1 time wasting cheating bastards

@CrazyCraven01 The arrogance is astounding

He’s still moaning

@DSR_DarkAngel @joetynan22 He's half a boy, he's half a girl, Gordon Gordon He looks just like a lady boy, Gordon Gordon, he wears a frock he loves a cock he sells his arse at albert dock Anthony Gordon takes it up the arse.

@joetynan22 he laughs just like a lady boy, gordon gordon, he wears a frock he loves a cock he sells his arse at albert dock antony gordon takes it up the arse (can't figure out the first bit)

In times like this you have to sit back and say fair fucks Jordan Pickford that was one of the best saves I’ve ever seen in my life

@Everton Jordan of the North

JP1 feeling the love at St James’ Park 💙🧨

@paddypower Let's not forget this banger vm.tiktok.com/ZNRUtQhb1/

Newcastle's downfall can be traced to the moment those fans were filmed singing: "We’ve got Christian Ronaldo cleaning the boots, cause we’re the richest club in the world."

@MadMad55ss @lacaddebafra Of course he can

@RealSimonBates @lacaddebafra He can sign but he cant play

@LukeEdwardsTele Its 2026 and they still think they're something they're not. Won a cup last year, semi-final this year, still in the champions league and FA cup. Get over your dillusion that you're the biggest club in the world, you're not even the biggest club in the NE, then you'll be fine 👌

Newcastle United fans drove Sir Bobby Robson out of the club because 5th was perceived to be a failure after 3rd and 4th the previous two season and went into decline immediately. Kevin Keegan quit, exhausted, saying he’d taken the club as far as he could. Eddie Howe has achieved more than both of them. He’s hurting now. Booed off, having to take the blame for everything that’s happened over the last two years. So, take a moment and ask, who could be better? If you can’t cut the most successful manager the club has had for 70 years some slack and give him some time to get things right… #nufc

@BrentfordHive We are Newcastle United.........and?? Certainly up there in terms of delusion and arrogance.

Teams like Brentford 💉💉💉💉💉

@MadMad55ss @lacaddebafra He has no contract so can sign for anyone anytime.

@RealSimonBates @lacaddebafra it dont change anything if transfertime is over than u cant make write him on any list