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@KashTheMaestro If you ordered this when you sent the tweet, you would have it within the next 2 days almost guaranteed. I've spent so much money on @SweetwaterSound over the last 3 years. I probably could have a down payment on a house by now. About to spend another $1,100 in the next week...

So like is Sweetwater legit or nah? Cuz like.....im thinking thoughts rn

@PaladinAmber Just wait until someone gets a DUI and is on probation, and then you will suddenly become their best friend.

Why don’t more people talk about how hard it is to make friends if you don’t drink? Like I still wanna hang out and have a good time, just because I’m not drinking doesn’t mean I don’t want an invite? 🥺😭

BREAKING: Jon Stewart just completely destroyed Republican State Senator Nathan Dahm of Oklahoma on gun reform in America. Each and every point that Dahm tried to address was completely debunked by Stewart. Stewart made Dahm look as foolish as he and his republican colleagues really are. My favorite quote was: “In every other place your life you want to bring order, but guns are the outlier for you.” Let all your republican friends see this video! x.com/theproblem/sta…

@leslibless The lack of any kind of emotion behind your eyes is sad and kind of scary. I get the feeling you always think you're the smartest person in the room and talk over everyone and shut everyone out who disagrees. What a sad life.

The DOJ says 2 Capitol Police officers, & 11 Dem House Reps can sue Trump for ‘physical & psychological’ injuries sustained from J6. BRING OUT DISCOVERY!! 😁 Pelosi downright refused National Guard protection of the Capitol - Trump wanted it!

@WeberDarlene As someone who attended Interlochen School, I assure you, everything around that town and Traverse City is red as hell. And this looks like Prairie Farm Milk. Located in Edwardsville, Madison County, Illinois, which is a primarily red area, as evidenced by voting records. Dunked.

Only in Northern Michigan where many libtards reside

@patfinnertyshow Someone seems to have voted your series as one of the "greatest films of all time." You're hands down my favorite youtuber of all time, but I think saying greatest films of all time is a bit...disingenuous? I mean Evolution with Orlando Jones, Dave Duchovny, and S.W. Scott exists

Don’t know what the hell is going on here, but to be on any list with a Coen brother and Wayne’s World makes hitting my head 500 times on the pedal-mobile worth it.

@yepronsaidit @brionnedavis @TxJollyRoger @EdKrassen If they're not committing crimes, then why are they so concerned about it?

@brionnedavis @TxJollyRoger @EdKrassen So responsible gun owners are the ones committing crimes?

BREAKING: Lauren Boebert is throwing a tantrum over the fact that Discover Card is going to track gun purchases made with their credit cards. This is a tremendous move that will allow police departments to more easiily track gun-related crimes. All credit card companies already track our other purchases such as airline tickets, car rentals, lodging, clothing, etc., but Republicans suddenly have a problem when they track if you buy a gun or not. It's almost as if they want potential criminals to be able to more easily commit crimes with the guns they buy. Hopefully other credit card companies like @Visa @Mastercard and others follow suit.

@ohshidt If only it were that simple. Cat litter works on water based products because it absorbs the water and makes it easier to clump. That's an oil based mess. Best bet is to pour alcohol on it, to break it up, then the cat litter might work. If nothing, the mix will be easier to mop

“Hey bag boy, grab the cheapest bags of cat litter we got”

I’d hate to be the one that had to clean olive that up

As someone who has struggled with, overcome, and been surrounded by addiction my entire life, I think having that perspective in a character as powerful as that would be amazing. Realizing that you are not your addiction is powerful, and I know Steven can convey that emotionally.

As a Detroiter, I love that we can claim people like @steveyeun, because the guy is brilliant, talented, and down to earth. I've had the fortune to meet him a couple times at Motor City Comic Con, and if he is truly playing Robert Reynolds, I will be ecstatic. He will nail it.

@TimberCowhand @sues86453 @ThePatriotOasis Get off the internet. Lol. You've completely lost your mind if you think we are going to invoke selective service in our own country to help another. This isn't Vietnam. And it's also 2023. We are sending utility, not people. Wars aren't fought like that anymore.

@sues86453 @ThePatriotOasis If it has you worried then good. This is the reality this administration will push us into. So instead of taking it down show it to everyone. Be afraid.

BREAKING: Biden calls for a national draft. Men and women are to be selected to fight in Ukriane. BIDEN: "The recommended way forward will be to invoke the Selective Service Act, as is my authority as president,"

@catatonicyouths Why is he pantomiming the keyboard playing while he's standing? Bro is just hitting random keys.

twin peaks theme

@Chrissehcat @hostiledesign This is the way

@kayakr31 @NopeNiceTry @scarlett4kids @markwahlberg So why are Christians so upset with the lgbtq community? If their God saves the sinners, and those people are sinners in the eyes of the Christian community, then why is everybody so concerned about them? Doesn't that mean your God is coming to save them too?

@NopeNiceTry @scarlett4kids @markwahlberg You must not have listened very hard “God didn’t come to save the saints but the sinners”

In a world where very few cultural icons are positive role models, it’s refreshing to watch @markwahlberg speak so sincerely about his commitment to his faith in Christ. Rarely do A-list Hollywood actors so openly show a sincere love for God and respect for tradition, so I was truly touched to hear Wahlberg say of his faith “ …it is everything, it's afforded me so many things. Obviously, you know, God didn’t come to save the saints. He came to save the sinners. We’ve all had things and issues in our lives, and we want to be better versions of ourselves, and through focusing on my faith, it's allowed me to do that." I have been a huge Wahlberg fan for a long time, and it is refreshing to see a Hollywood actor who rejects ‘going woke’ and instead embraces ‘going to church.’

If you watch this, you can actually pinpoint the second when Jonathan Major's heart rips in half. Sorry again, Jonathan!

we should design the world to be as friendly to humans as this guy is to Frodrick here 🫡 🐸

@malcolmflex @mtgreenee Bro literally said

Body, mind, and spirit.. Be unstoppable.

@CryptoCamel @mmmmmmmmiller Reported for getting cucked by Andrew Tate. Hilarious how the guy who calls himself an alpha male has so many male simps.

@mmmmmmmmiller Bro you got it seriously twisted. Just consider for a moment that maybe Tate is right even if he does challenge your world view. I pray you mature and grow up a little

🧵 I never wanted to bring this to my platform, but I NEED to get this rant out. I am Adin Ross’ half-brother. This is not a joke, and a few of you already knew. He was banned from Twitch yesterday and has been making erratic career and life decisions since meeting Andrew Tate.

@whoischelsea_ Frank. It's a movie with great actors about a floundering psychedelic band going through massive mental health and personal issues. And the main character wears a giant model head on his head and never takes it off. It's one of my go-tos during tough times.

Recommend the most heartbreaking movie you know. I am sad so if I watch something sad it will cancel out. Pemdas. I love math.

@LecherousDragon @PathfinderCS The answer is no. The gentrification of Detroit by people like Dan Gilbert has pushed out any sort of affordability in that area. He shut down two of the biggest artist collectives in the city and then announced his new artist spaces for $4k/month when a spot at the col was $500.

@PathfinderCS Answer the question, Detroit.

A parking lot turns into 288 homes in Downtown Detroit (2013 ➡️ 2022)