Jackie Gerstein

@sevenishmagpies Floof.

@smthqueersafoot Right?!

@RobotsInHeels If not meant to be pet, why friend shaped?

I'm watching a nature documentary and I want to pet the danger kitties.

@DubMFG I had three helpings of salad when I got back!

@irianamistifi I'm a fan too

I want to make fan art of this moth. Is it "fan art" if I'm its only fan?

Live, love, Lamp

@RealSexyCyborg @leashless I have a hard time taking an article seriously that points to Dubai as an example for a solarpunk city.

It's basically a style guide for artists and fiction authors. How weird. It's like they took Cyberpunk's "we're not going to say how any of this works, just what it's vibe is" and applied an eco-utopian aesthetic. If you wanted to storyboard a movie I guess it's fine but otherwise what's the point?

My god this is the most toxic form of horseshit. Let me say this clearly: NOTHING IN THIS MANIFESTO IS GUARANTEED TO LOWER ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT AT ALL. It’s all the feel-good shit and no metrics or measurement. You let these people run the world, you don’t get a world.

@swagmastarpaul Betty will NOT be sharing her pizza.

Memes are all I know.

@AdamSiegel41 @irianamistifi @scistoryteller @sevenishmagpies Nope, you're doing it right. The rest of the world, aside from you and one guy I was friends with in HS, is doing it wrong!

@irianamistifi @RobotsInHeels @scistoryteller @sevenishmagpies I always thought “eye contact” meant you need to physically make contact with someone’s eyes. That’s why I always poke my fingers directly in people’s eyes when I meet them. Have I been doing this wrong?

The teacher who got shot by the 6 year old has resigned and I’m not shocked at all; I wouldn’t return either. Kourt’s take: “Some martyr so much to where they would 100% go back after a child shot them. No wonder it’s making headlines.” 😩 Link: abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/s…

@MaddiMakes @sevenishmagpies Seems like it's gonna be an interesting night 👀

@sevenishmagpies Am I robosexual in general, or is it specific to combat robots?

@theavalkyrie My wife and I each have a set to avoid territorial disputes over who gets to use the good set.

I sprung for the Gucci hex wrenches.

@keitichandesu I've never been to Cracker Barrel so I didn't know about the game and my wife had to explain the sfw meaning of the tweet to me

Logically I know they mean the game at Cracker Barrel with the pegs. BUT PHRASING.

@trekkiebill I'll be dancing to this youtu.be/EXPcBI4CJc8

Telling someone with ADHD they have "poor time management skills" might as well be telling them they have "poor unicorn management skills."

@frenchpressplz I like getting shiny objects from sevenishmagpies.com

@elianarose66 femmelaw.com/get-legal-help

Any of my trans friends know anyone?

@irianamistifi After 8 interviews, I feel you deserve more than a form letter

Those cowards at the company I did EIGHT interviews with finally sent me a rejection. As a fucking form letter.