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It's occurred to me, that the Nazis and Hitler were, initially, elected. Many Germans supported pure evil, to re-make Germany "great". #maga

Yankees to Sevy 💔

👀 👀 Reporter: "Holy Father, any message to the United States?" Pope Leo: "Many."

this is the most menacing thing I've seen a Pope say in my entire life

Yall my mama was watching a murder documentary that happened where we live. I walked in & heard them say his name. I said “Oh that’s funny. I dated a guy with that same name. He went to Julliard.” My mom’s mouth dropped. And that’s how I found out I dated a murderer.

Waldo asked "Judgey did I score?" yall mind if I just

A Yankee trainer without hesitation places a towel over Oswaldo Cabrera’s ankle. Both staffs knew immediately the seriousness of the injury. twitter.com/JudgeEnjoyer/s…

Yankees Prayer Circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Speedy 🕯 Recovery 🕯 Waldo 🙏🏼 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Pope Leo XIV picked Leo for a reason, and they are good ones.

Okay, I need intel on whether Chicago-born Pope Leo XIV was a Cubs fan or White Sox fan growing up.

I could not have been more wrong in my prediction. I never thought they'd elect an American pope. My goodness.

@ToriatheistTori Fck that. Anytime there is a man with wildly misogynistic views, it's always assumed that he must be gay. How about we consider he's 100% straight and he's just a fckn a-hole. Don't throw your trash over our fence

@coldhealing old money looks indistinguishable from lower class a lot of the time

Welp. This morning (at 1am) my US citizen wife received an email notice revoking her (never applied for) “parole?” and instructing her to immediately leave the United States.

Trump is fighting too hard to keep from having to return Garcia. Why? Because he can’t. That man is dead, I believe that 100%. He’s looking to the courts for an out. He wants SCOTUS to rule in his favor so he can escape accountability for sending an innocent man to his death…

The fences are back up. That means something horrible is about to happen and it’s probably not the market crash.

@daxdives Cologne before bed? Eating in the tub? A travel size tube of toothpaste at home? Wtf

What was your "Aha" moment when you realized “Wow, that’s the same actor"? I’ll start:

Why is no one properly covering @MikeJohnson sleeping arrangements in Washington, D.C? It's quite an unusual story.

This is crazy.