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@Bitcoin_Teddy Lmao good fuck em

Today I learned that the FBI struggles to hire hackers because it turns out they have to be clean from smoking weed for over 3 years 😭

@LundukeJournal “Oi bruv, got a loicense for that hamster?” - The UK, probably 🇬🇧🫖💂‍♂️

The United Kingdom has demanded that 4chan pay a £520,000 fine for failure to comply with UK age verification laws. However, since 4chan is based in the USA, the UK has no jurisdiction to fine Americans in America. “As has been explained to your agency, ad nauseam, the United Kingdom lost the American Revolutionary War. We are not in the mood to discuss the matter further, and have not been in the mood for 250 years.” The letter to the UK’s Ofcom ended by suggesting that “maybe, you could just stop sending Americans stupid letters and acknowledge the sovereignty of the United States.” 4chan’s attorney, @prestonjbyrne also included a picture of a giant hamster dressed as Godzilla.

@MCFCDamo @menkarfogrolls @LundukeJournal Yes

@menkarfogrolls @LundukeJournal I perfectly understand it, you don't seem to understand how service provision works. Do you think it's perfectly fine to buy heroin online because it's not illegal in the country you're buying it from?

@1903hammerless @Braynsford1 @MageeButtcheeks @DoxMeIfYouCan @kleistmeister @LongTimeHistory @grok Magat filth is actually this delusional

@Braynsford1 @MageeButtcheeks @DoxMeIfYouCan @kleistmeister @LongTimeHistory @grok Probably fake documents since the numbers were wrong, if not then nothing to worry about it's not fascism just how the law works

ICE detain 7 year old girl from Canada—who suffers from severe autism. She's traumatized in loud & overcrowded cell—no reason she can't be at home with her legal stepfather. "They are being unlawfully detained," he said. "My wife and daughter's papers are good and up to date." He provided his wife's social security documentation—that prove she is a lawful alien with a right to work in the U.S. Mother and child are currently locked up at the Ursula ICE detention center in McAllen, Texas—notorious for having child "cages."

"In all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the defendant"

@ogafroman How @ogafroman and his lawyer must have felt leaving that court room. That was the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time and a well deserved win for you.

@TheTorontoSun @spiropap Of course that dumb corrupt fuck is gonna back those disgusting pigs. Glad at least one of those pigs got an early retirement.

Doug Ford calls for judge to apologize after Toronto cops accused of lying torontosun.com/news/local-new… Via @spiropap

@CP24 Lmfao suspended with pay, plus the crooked ass courts and their equally garbage judges will dismiss the charges anyways.

Toronto officer charged after allegedly unlawfully accessing private police databases cp24.com/local/toronto/…

@TheBoysOOCC Lol no, it’s way better. Like I like both shows but cmon it’s not even in the same ball park. Granted last few seasons of the boys haven’t been the best but at least it doesn’t take 20 years between seasons and the story arguably has been better.

Would you consider #TheBoys on the same level as Stranger Things?

It reminded me of a V/H/S segment that was given a feature length runtime. In fact it reminds me a lot of a segment from V/H/S : Beyond called “Stork” that had a similar body cam style footage style and and it was zombies and a monster stork instead of a cult. I didn’t hate this one. It definitely got the part of all police being corrupt assholes right.

Would you recommend this to others?

@ogafroman Please make a song about Randy’s eventual divorce thanks to this clip

Attorney - "But we all know that's not true...correct?" Randy (son of a bitch) Walters - "I don't know"

@br0knheartd @Dexerto The only good cops are fertilizer. Period.

@Dexerto There are good cops, and there are bad cops. The department suing this dude are bad cops.

Rapper Afroman went viral for parody videos mocking officers after they damaged his home during a raid An officer suing him broke down in tears as her parody video "Licc'em Low Lisa" played in court

@BLISEARTH @Dexerto Lmfao fuck off that pig is subhuman filth. Its tears mean nothing.

@Dexerto That’s honestly a sad situation all around. Afroman used humor to process what happened to his home, but seeing someone break down in court shows how deeply it’s affecting the other side too.

@meghanncuniff Omg tears from laughing 😂 this is an actual court case. I hope @ogafroman destroys them in court.

A retired deputy suing Afroman for defamation testified he doesn’t know why the rapper nicknamed him “Officer Pound Cake,” so Afroman’s lawyer played the “Lemon Pound Cake” video. “You would admit that’s you with the glasses walking by the lemon pound cake on the counter?”

@Argona0x @SovietInvestor You should keep a couple secrets bro address might be one of em

@SovietInvestor i have no secrets from my followers

my landlord raised my rent by $400 so i fed my entire lease to claude it found a clause that means he owes me $6,200 in overcharges going back 18 months his lawyer confirmed it yesterday i wasn't even mad about the increase. i just wanted to see what claude would pull from 47 pages of legal text i never actually read pasted the full lease and said "find anything that violates california rent stabilization law" it came back in 90 seconds → flagged a habitability clause tied to maintenance obligations he never fulfilled → cross-referenced AB 1482 statewide caps + local RSO limits going back to 2023 → found he applied a 6.1% increase when AB 1482 capped it at 5% + CPI (4% max under LA County RSTPO for 2024) → calculated cumulative overcharges across 18 billing cycles → cited Civil Code §1947.12 (AB 1482 penalties up to 3x overcharge for willful violations) + local RSO municipal code tying habitability breaches to withheld increases → drafted a demand letter with line-by-line breakdowns ran the clause extraction through legal-bert and it hit 92% confidence on the payment term violations sent the demand letter to his property management company on a tuesday by the following thursday his lawyer called and said "the numbers check out" total cost: one prompt and a 47-page pdf i lived in that apartment for three years and never once read past page 4 my rent increase was $400, my refund check is $6,200 i'm keeping the apartment

@Tweet2avril @cvangeyn 💯

@cvangeyn Liberals want this to go all the way to Supreme Court so the liberal judges at the highest court can rule in their favour

BREAKING: We've just received the news that the Carney government is appealing the Emergencies Act decision. Today was their deadline. They filed it at the absolute last moment. And we were ready. We are prepared to defend our victory that found the Emergencies Act was used unlawfully and the regulations were unconstitutional, should the Supreme Court grant leave.

@Denispe73349723 @cvangeyn Literally every government body, politician, judge, prosecutor, pig, you name it HATES the people that voted them in. It’s by design. Government is meant to oppress society not help it.

@cvangeyn Now we know who they work for. They actually despise the voters.

@1776_Enjoyer @WiretapMediaCa 💯💯💯

@WiretapMediaCa I'm sure the police and crown are actively conspiring right now to bring charges against the home owner.

💥UPDATE: One of 4 suspects in the Vaughan home invasion was arrested after police were tipped off that there was a gunshot victim at a nearby hospital. According to the police, the homeowner shot the suspect inside his home when they were trying to flee—the homeowner was not charged.

@Thefactsdude Lmfao look at that inbred pig trying to squeal out some word vomit. Only one solution for pigs.

Afroman Day 2: Deputy claims Afroman singing about sleeping with his wife has caused him “tremendous pain” as grounds for defamation. Day 2 of the Afroman defamation case has begun, and Randolph L. Walters, Jr. testified that Afroman singing about sleeping with his wife caused him “tremendous pain.” Walters Jr. also stated that being labeled a “thief” has hurt his reputation. So far, all the deputies have claimed they do not believe everything they hear or see on the internet and that they have all been called names unrelated to Afroman’s songs. So many good clips 🤣