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Find it baffling how people will sit in the middle lane of the motorway tootling along at 63mph, get passed by cars in both lanes either side of them and not realise they’re doing anything wrong

@DeadlineDayLive Ahaha and we’re no?? Some laugh

🚨 Celtic want to sign Andrew Robertson despite Tottenham Hotspur having an understanding with the left-back that they will sign him when his Liverpool contract ends. Celtic believe they could muscle in on negotiations because Spurs are quite the basket case right now. (Source: @TEAMtalk)

En polonia, unos jabalies se colaron en un barrio y se fueron perseguidos por un robot

She won’t be invited back on BBC debates

Excellent

I never thought I’d see a U.S. president and vice president actively back a European leader caught collaborating with the Kremlin at the expense of Europe’s security. That will forever be the legacy of Trump and Vance in Europe. We will not forget.

@TheParkheadF Guys been linked with us every year for the last 7 year a feel

Celtic are reportedly eyeing a move for 34-year-old Australian international Matt Ryan on a free transfer this summer, with his contract at Levante set to expire. It’s a move that would fit the club’s recent goalkeeping strategy, targeting experienced, proven keepers to come in and do a job straight away. Source: Voetbal24

🟩 Matchday in Glasgow 🟩 #CELSTM | #CelticFC🍀

🚨 NEW: The UK is preparing a new plan to ready the whole nation for the transition to war [@SkyNews]

No, no Joe. You wanted this. You said Harris was too left wing and crazy. You backed all these guys. You go down with the ship, cueball.

For every $5 a barrel that oil went up, petrol went up what 3p a litre INSTANTLY on every single forecourt. Oil price went - down - SIXTEEN PERCENT in the last 24 hours. Did you see a single petrol station lower their price today? Did you fuck. Money grabbing bastards

Celtic (15) have played the least home matches in the Scottish Premiership this season. Celtic (17) have played the most away matches in the Scottish Premiership this season. Let’s only focus on post split fixtures though…

Before Trump’s war the Strait of Hormuz was open, sanctions were in place, and gas was $2.39. Now Iran controls the Strait, sanctions will be lifted, gas is $4.99, 13 Americans are dead, over 300 injured, and the loss of hundreds of billions in aircraft and U.S. base repairs.

So let me get this straight… •$40 billion spent •300+ Americans wounded •Over a dozen killed •Oil prices doubled •U.S. bases severely damaged And what do we get? Iran keeps its uranium. No nuclear deal. The Strait of Hormuz still unstable. And the world sees us as weaker, not stronger. Sounds about right for a Trump deal.

The Green Brigade are BACK 🟢⚪️🟢 After a long spell away from the club Celtic have lifted the ban on the Green Brigade who will return to Celtic Park this Saturday vs St. Mirren 🔊🍀

@Boyle_67 Full incoherent speech about Iran and the war, his audience… a bunch of weans with Easter baskets🥴

Say what you want about the Americans but they're unintentionally the most hilarious people on earth. That man has started an absolute shit storm in the middle east with zero clue how to get out of it. He's stood there beside an 8 foot bunny rabbit. They aren't serious people.

nothing, i mean nothing, could have prepared me for what i heard when i unmuted

No debt Ideal weight 8 hours of sleep Mental health on track Right nutrition Zero Alcohol This was my peak I was 8

@CryMoreBitchXD @MerfyMac @ActivePatriotUK It’s our shitehole and it’s a Glasgow institution, the people who work and drink in it are the salt of the earth. So fuck off.

I queued up for over an hour tonight to get the last ever £3 fish supper from the cheapest chippy in the UK before the prices go up Stan and his family have been feeding the local community for over 20 years, they charge £3 for haddock and chips, and a sauce, under a third of the UK average price of £10. The shop is in one of the most deprived areas of the town, where many struggle to put food on the table His prices mean people eat a meal at a price they can afford The price of fish has risen dramatically over the last few weeks going from around £1.50 per kilo to £3.70 Mathews chippy prides itself on serving the community they supply me for FREE all my meals I provide to the homeless in my town they are a credit to the community and a jewel in our crown they put the great into Grimsby but they're too struggling with the costs of everything rising Tonight saw me served the last ever £3 fish supper before prices rise on Tuesday to £3.50, please show me a meal that can match this in the UK for £3.50 right on your doorstep in the heart of your community

Not a single April fool’s joke today because we are living in a joke