💫Chris Redfield

young pookie bear yeepee i am excited but also very nervous because new chris model means its gonna be a gamble with capcom😫

@OUR0BOUROS When I said "be there or be square" I didn't expect you to take it literally [Holding back a snicker]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Are you laughing . . . ? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙞𝙩! ⠀ ⠀

Вескер не любить заниматься сексом на работе, после ему придется вновь укладывать прическу, гладить рубашку и прочее... да Крис без понятия какого это Но Крис слишком любит его длинные ноги, а Вескер его длинный баклажан 🍆 поэтому они не могут прекратить #Chrisker #AlbertWesker

ｲﾁｬｲﾁｬクリウェス

@OUR0BOUROS (( I feel so fucking bad for everyone involved because this is such a non-issue that people can just block over,,

( ooc. ) ( I do want to apologise to my followers about the constant discourse on my account. I do want to cut down on it but when me and my mutuals are constantly harassed and attacked JUST for trying to connect and bringing people together, I can’t keep quiet. )

@OUR0BOUROS I guess. But I think it's much more rewarding when you don't have to go through my boxers

@STARS_Pointman People used to wrap their gifts, you know. Now I already know what’s inside.

Everyone is sleeping on Jockstraps, this shit is comfortable as all hell. Also makes everything after work so much easier to access

@cutendonduty Glad that caught your attention

@STARS_Pointman 👀

Young Chris 手癖←→我努力了

@cutendonduty Can I see?

jizzed in my pants

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sunday sketch of my other fav redfield #REBHfun #ResidentEvil #ChrisRedfield #sketch

for #chriskerweek2026 day 7: free day "Dear chris, you never understood." #ResidentEvil #ResidentEvilCodeVeronica #ChrisRedfield #AlbertWesker #chrisker #sketch

@cutendonduty [Chris nods his head, giving a little thumbs up as he starts to head towards the front door of the office] If something does happen, I'll just take the blame for you. Not letting you get into /too/ much trouble as a rookie.

@STARS_Pointman «he follows chris to the stars office, stifling any remaining giggles. he tilts his head at the lock before crouching down and sticking his hand in his pocket.» can you make sure no one comes in? i don't really want to get in trouble!

Since the Cap doesn't see these, he won't know that I snoop in his desk from time to time. Though I wish I could manage to open up the locked drawer at the top..

the "lost" pair of shades the captain was looking for. There were various amounts of trinkets, pens and magazines as well, but he knew Wesker won't look too hard on those when he was searching for those damn shades.] I thought it would've been funny. [He scoots his chair back]

[Watching his captain search around the office made him more and more tense, starting to grow more nervous when he gets closer to his desk.] I fear I have no say in the matter, do I? [Chris accepts his fate, cringing when Wesker does manage to look through his desk to see +

@cutendonduty @OUR0BOUROS [[ CACKLINGGGG 🫡🫡

@STARS_Pointman @OUR0BOUROS \\ 👀

((stolen but also I want to make sure I can int with people ;w;

@OUR0BOUROS WOAH! I mean if you insist, Captain

@STARS_Pointman Yes. Me.

I mean.. do I get a dinner with it at least ?

@cutendonduty ... I cannot deny a rotisserie chicken

@STARS_Pointman yeah we can get a rotisserie chicken from costco