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⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⌜⠀His eyes are like 𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗹𝘀 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀but his heart is 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙙.⠀⌟ ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀(⠀the talk about BOWs bothers chris , and he isn’t afraid of showing it by crinkling his nose. the last thing he wants to hear about when he’s off duty is experiments and BOWs.⠀) ⠀ ⠀a dog can be a companion too. ⠀ ⠀(⠀he clicks his tongue twice , calling his dogs⠀)

⠀ ⠀(⠀chris suddenly shoots wesker an unamused stare at the question.⠀) ⠀ ⠀hunting and watching my property , like the other two. the tiny one is more like an alarm system. dogs don’t need to 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 a purpose , wesker.

⠀ ⠀(⠀he snorts at wesker’s annoyance.⠀) ⠀ ⠀they 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 proper training , they’re just having fun. the only one that you’d probably like the most is my rottweiler max.

what are you talking about

⠀ ⠀on it. ⠀ ⠀(⠀fetching a towel and tossing it over wesker’s head.⠀) you’d hate to go off roading with me and dogs , there’s a lot of mud and dirt involved.

⠀ ⠀(⠀rolling his eyes as he walks away.⠀) ⠀ ⠀now , you’re going to get pissy over me not having meals with you. ⠀ ⠀(⠀muttering to himself.⠀)

⠀ ⠀i hope you’re excited to get wet.

⠀ ⠀fine , fine. from now on you can eat alone , for every mealtime of the day. happy?

⠀ ⠀i’m not getting soft , it’s the fact that you took one of my dogs on a walk without telling me. that’s like kidnapping. . . but for dogs. Throw him his ball , it’ll keep him busy.

⠀ ⠀I was HUNGRY. Would you rather me starve?

⠀ ⠀and how would you do that , huh? i pay for them myself.

⠀ ⠀stop spreading misinformation.

⠀ ⠀i could’ve went with you guys. . .

( ooc. ) ( New Pinned! KEEP IT EVEN. . . )

⠀ ⠀take it home asap.