Sam Batley

@jjjvlll You could have borrowed my tux-It's Purple Lable.

we’re bringing back the kinfolk puff daddy Labor Day white party to la noxe this year. I just spent $4000 on a white tom ford tux to look like the guy who fucked stifler’s mom in American Pie.

I will no longer refer to middle corporate America as "cogs in the machine." I will, however, refer to them as "lanyards."

@barbrady420 @OldAbeBurnerAcc @TheOtherMandela See @Cmitch94 's response above

Ron Johnson doing anything for the middle class.

Wow, #packerslondon game at 830 in the morning; barely enough time to get a pregame buzz. #GoPackers

@nypost I hope when I expose myself I'm gifted that much blur.

Antonio Brown goes on Twitter rant after exposing himself in Dubai hotel pool trib.al/O87O8lN

Really enjoying the Sheryl Crow playlist.

@AnniC420 Should be doxed lol

@SaturdayGameday Let's not forget, Wisconsin puts together a great offensive line.

Wisconsin having Montee Ball, Melvin Gordon, and James White all in the same backfield was absolutely unfair. They put up 500+ rushing yards and 8 touchdowns vs Nebraska in the 2012 Big Ten Championship game 🤯

@SenatorBaldwin What part reduces inflation?

I voted to pass legislation that is the single largest climate investment in history. We are taking on the climate crisis by reducing air pollution, investing in climate-smart farming, and cutting emissions by 40%. #GetClimateDone

Taylor Swift's "Red" followed immediately by Ryan Adam's tribute to "Red." Big flex.

Along with, "You complete me," and "You can't handle the truth," I believe "We're all gonna get laid" is amongst the most iconic and important movie quotes of ALL TIME.

A lot of Woo Girls this week.

@RepGwenMoore They're already banned, but thanks for pushing federal legislation through about hair style. Very important work being done in DC.

FACT: When assault weapons are used in a mass shooting, 6x as many people are shot. These weapons of war have no place in our communities. Today, I am voting YES on the Assault Weapons Ban Act of 2022.

@SenatorBaldwin Then return Spielberg's $20,000 for @GovEvers you phony

I’m a proud cosponsor of the #DISCLOSEAct because corporate special interests shouldn’t be able to influence our elections in secret. We should pass this important reform to shine a light on dark money and protect our elections from foreign interference.

Life is a highway.

I'm trying to imagine a relationship with my dad where it would ever be acceptable to buy him a pube trimmer for Father's Day.

@JuddTaylor @thesolarcoffee Polka King was better

@thesolarcoffee He had this Linklater!

@jjjvlll I got the 19 year-olds I work with to embrace "wife appreciators" and "wife pleasers" to refer to undershirts.

working with two 22-year-olds tonight … i believe i have lost touch with the youth

@jjjvlll I'm having trouble seeing how a Chris Farley/Matthew Perry movie was utilized for plot.

the movie almost famous sucks but it gave us the best episode of entourage - much to think about.

Feeling a little pathetic singing "Kiss Me I'm Shit Faced" alone at 2:23 on a Thursday. #HappyStPatricksDay