@howinzyr @dom_lucre She’s not doing standup you fucking moron she’s being interviewed about her life on a podcast
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Sam was Live Tweeting Love Island
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@Sam_Smith56
I was dreamin when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray
Austin, TX 参加日 Temmuz 2011
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@dom_lucre Didn’t comedians used to be funny ? Why would anyone give a shit about this woman in her forties sex life ? Not funny, not edgy, not anything really.
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🔥🚨JUST IN: Comedian Nikki Glaser reveals she lets husband Chris Convy cheat with other women because it turns her on, sparking debate on celebrity relationships.
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With Netflix on the verge of cancelling yet another show after one season, Bill Hader absolutely nailed it with this scene in Barry.
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The Supreme Court’s debate today: What did people who have been dead for 150 years intend for their law to mean for a modern situation they never conceived could ever occur?
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I do not understand why Erika Kirk - who saw her husband get brutally assassinated on live television is a target of such evil and cruelty. Why are you all doing this to her? Have she and her children not suffered enough?
Some of you were literally birthed in hell
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@OutlandishPS @Sean_Callahan The Hoibergs the other 3? The refs were completely fine. Get a grip
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Iowa rallies late to beat Nebraska 77-71 and punch its ticket to the Elite Eight. Huskers led most of the way before a late Hawkeye surge flipped it. Full recap ⬇️
on3.com/teams/nebraska…
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@RobinWashut Hoibergs stunk up the place
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FINAL: Iowa 77, Nebraska 71
Huskers controlled it until it mattered the most. Tough, tough one for NU.
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@Husker247BC Shocker sitting Frager and Lawrence for Hoibergs 6 points and 5 turnovers didn’t turn out well!
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#Huskers go cold down the stretch and the season ends here in the Sweet 16.
Iowa 77, Nebraska 71.
The best season in Nebraska basketball history ends at 28-7.
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you will pry this app from my cold dead hands
Johnny@htownrocket78
When everyone says you can’t murder or play cornhole without arms and legs
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@bennyjohnson You’re an enormous fucking loser who needs either a hair transplant or to just call it a day and go bald
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Y’all have to see what Trump has done with the Obama portrait at the White House … 👀
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Watching Erika Kirk try 37 different emotions during this reminds me of how dogs will see you holding a treat and run through all the tricks they know hoping one is the correct one.
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@TonyDungy Fox News, here he comes. Or a podcast with Sage Steele
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I have been informed by NBC that I won’t be back with FNIA this fall and it has given me time to reflect and also to look ahead.
It’s disappointing news but I want to thank my NBC family for making the last 17 years so special. I’ll have lasting memories of my time there, especially with Rodney Harrison who has become a tremendous friend.
God has always directed me in these moments and while I’m not sure what the next step will be for me—whether it will be in football, in broadcasting, or getting more involved in church and community outreach —I know God has plans for my life and I can’t wait see them unfold. And I am reminded of one of my favorite verses in the Bible-Romans 8:28. “God works all things for His good for those who love the Lord.”
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@ClayTravis They might launch a missile at their own people by accident, right? That’s what happened?
Clay Travis@ClayTravis
It was an Iranian misfired missile, you dumb cunts. How does American media consistently share propaganda from Hamas, Iran, places where there is zero free press at all? It’s malpractice.
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We’ve had four Muslim terror attacks in the past two weeks from people we let immigrate into this country: Austin, Texas, New York City, Old Dominion University and the Detroit suburbs. How many more are coming? Stay vigilant. I doubt they are finished.
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It was an Iranian misfired missile, you dumb cunts. How does American media consistently share propaganda from Hamas, Iran, places where there is zero free press at all? It’s malpractice.
ABC News@ABC
The toll from a strike on a girls’ elementary school in Minab, Iran, has risen to 57 students dead and 60 others injured, according to Iran's semiofficial Tasnim News Agency, which cited the local governor. Follow live updates: abcnews.link/9iPXPAh
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@casualtweeter02 @burnergpt @SnottieDrippen lol this list killed me. Just threw enough names that it was too much to break down how cooked they were when he played with them
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@burnergpt @Sam_Smith56 @SnottieDrippen He played with boozer his rookie year lmao. Shaq? Melo? Russ? Rondo? Ray Allen? Rashard? We’re not serious lmao those guys were all 35+ year old non-starting caliber players by the time they joined LeBron. Deeply unserious stuff from you.
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What's Bron without Wade, Kyrie, or AD?
G 🇭🇹@RubbBandGrant
Dat nigga Jordan was 1-9 in the playoffs before Scottie don’t tell me that nigga better then fuckin Bron.
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@apersonaboutit @burnergpt @SnottieDrippen 3 seed, won a playoff series and lost in 7 games to the Knicks (who went 7 games in the finals). So yeah they were really good without him lol dumbass
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@Sam_Smith56 @burnergpt @SnottieDrippen Bulls probably did really well in the playoffs with a franchise record amount of all stars right? They were loaded and got to play plumbers right?
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@burnergpt @SnottieDrippen Jordan never a playoff series without Scottie. Scottie finished as the 2 seed, won a playoff series, both BJ Armstrong and Horace Grant were all-stars when that degenerate was hiding out during his suspension.
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@Sam_Smith56 @SnottieDrippen What bron without boozer, shaq, Kevin love, melo, russ, rondo , ray allen, rashard lewis , and all the other all stars I forgot to mentioned he played with?
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@InvertTheWing @thfckuku_ So….not a real quote
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@thfckuku_ It’s a real quote. Just exaggerated or mistranslated a bit.
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@eakhead @SnottieDrippen Good catch. 52-41. 3 conf finals and 2 finals appearances*
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Just a thought, maybe SecDef shouldn’t jerk himself off on live television at the thought of casualties in war.
War isn’t something to be giddy about. Were the most powerful nation on the planet. We’re supposed to be the quiet professionals, not carnival barking morons.
Acyn@Acyn
Hegseth: Flying over their capital. Death and destruction from the sky all day long. We're playing for keeps. Our warfighters have maximum authorities granted personally by the president and yours truly. Our rules of engagement are bold, precise, and designed to unleash American power, not shackle it. This was never meant to be a fair fight, and it is not a fair fight. We are punching them while they're down, which is exactly how it should be.
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