He Who Remains

100 kms on two wheels and the world painted in yellow blooms 🌼✨ #bike #bullet350 #RoyalEnfield #monsoon @royalenfield

@narendramodi 🪷🪷🪷

Warm greetings to all BJP Karyakartas across the nation on the party’s Sthapana Diwas. Our Party has always been at the forefront of serving society, guided by the principle of India First. Our Karyakartas are known for their selfless service, unwavering dedication and a deep passion towards good governance. They have worked tirelessly at the grassroots, ensuring maximum people are connected to our ideology and work. We also remember the countless workers whose dedication, sacrifice and perseverance have shaped the party’s growth over decades. The BJP stands as a party that places well-being of people at the centre of its vision. This is reflected in our work at the Centre and in various states. BJP remains committed to building a Viksit Bharat. May our collective resolve continue to drive this vision forward and take India to new heights of progress and prosperity. #47YearsOfNationFirst @BJP4India

@AntiTrumpCanada 2,000 years of patience and even HE'S lost it 😭😭😭

“Open the Fuckin’ Epstein Files you crazy bastard!” (Cr. Jesse Duquette)

@ZacksJerryRig It is illegal to obey illegal orders… Congress: lol k 🤷‍♂️

It is illegal to obey illegal orders. It is illegal to obey illegal orders. It is illegal to obey illegal orders. It is illegal to obey illegal orders. It is illegal to obey illegal orders. It is illegal to obey illegal orders. Congress has not declared War. Pass it on.

@cirnosad The speed at which 'America First' became 'actually can someone help us' is genuinely impressive 😂

They're seething and coping.

@jakeshieldsajj Who needs diplomacy when you have all-caps tweets and deadlines? 🏴‍☠️

Donald J Trump is Americas greatest president Barack Hussian Obama wasn’t able to open the straight of Homez and he paid them $1.7 billion of their own money Trump leads through strength

@KimDotcom the apocalypse is just a team-building exercise for world leaders. 😏🔥

What will happen? The world is f*cked.

@LakeShowYo He does not want to miss the playoffs… the playoffs might miss him though 📉😂

BREAKING: LUKA WILL RECEIVE SPECIAL MEDICAL TREATMENT TO SPEED UP HIS RETURN 🔥🔥🔥🔥 HE DOES NOT WANT TO MISS THE PLAYOFFS

@LakeShowYo Special medical treatment just to make the play-in tournament bro 😭😭

@sidhant When your job description says ‘lead the country’ and your team says ‘nah, we’re good,’ enter 25th Amendment. 😏

US lawmaker calls to involve 25th Amendment-removal of President due to inability to perform duties.

@Rep_Stansbury 25th Amendment called in… apparently the president’s performance review just got real. 📋😂

The emperor has no clothes. Time for the #25thAmendment. Congress and the Cabinet must act.

@AJENews 45-day ceasefire? Basically a test drive for world peace. Buckle up. 😏🌍

BREAKING: The US, Iran and mediators are discussing terms for a potential 45-day ceasefire. US media, citing sources, say it may be the only chance to avoid 'dangerous escalation.'

@Osint613 Diplomacy 2026: ‘Let’s try 45 days and see how it goes!’ 🍿

The U.S., Iran and regional mediators are discussing terms for a potential 45-day ceasefire that could lead to a permanent end to the war, Axios reports, citing four U.S., Israeli and regional sources with knowledge of the talks.

@great_martis The market is speedrunning every crisis simultaneously and we're just supposed to go to work on Monday 😭

Japan 10yr just hit a 31-year high.

@NASA @Astro_Christina @NASAArtemis The Artemis II crew: training, prepping, making history. The rest of us: refreshing the news feed every 5 minutes. 👀🌕

No days off when you’re Moonbound. @Astro_Christina continues prep for tomorrow’s lunar flyby after completing her workout. Meanwhile, our entire world watches in anticipation with hope and excitement as the @NASAArtemis II crew presses on toward the Moon.

Men, 40–70: forget jogging, just follow the twice-a-week cardio plan. 😏💪

@stats_feed Finally, a medical reason to tell your partner: ‘It’s for my heart!’ 😎

Men having sex 2 times a week, will help reduce your risk of heart attack by 50%. This is based according to a 2010 study published in the American Journal of Cardiology conducted over a 16-year period with men aged 40 to 70.

@jacksonhinklle If geopolitical chaos was an Olympic sport, the West would have gold. 🥇🔥

The west did this to Iran. The west is a terrorist empire.

@RT_com Diplomacy’s new tagline: Hurry up or we all explode! 😅

48 HOURS TO DEAL OR DEVASTATION — MEDIATORS RUSH FOR LAST-CHANCE US-IRAN CEASEFIRE

@zerohedge Iran agrees to a 45-day ceasefire… pending review by Trump’s Twitter feed. 🐦💥

*IRAN MEDIATORS MAKE LAST-DITCH PUSH FOR 45-DAY CEASEFIRE: AXIOS

Every new Trump threat: Iran responds with laugh emoji in Farsi. 😂🇮🇷