Scott Woolf

Used Twitter for some great things, but maybe this is it. Take care, see you all at the next thing, whatever it looks like.

Elon Musk did the Nazi salute

Damn, I don’t even have to ask AI to create a picture of Musk doing a nazi salute. Because, ya know, Elon Musk did a nazi salute.

@elotromon1 Mind sharing the videos of those? Or is it just a very out of context edit (it is)

@ScottWoolf Any thoughts on this? 🤔

“Scheduled for tomorrow” for a week. Now @FedEx doesn’t even lie and pretend it’ll ever get sent out.

Just incredible stuff @FedEx My golf clubs have been in GA since 12/23. Since then, I arrived in SC, enjoyed the holidays and returned home. My clubs never even got to their first destination. Thanks all!

And here’s a “friendly” poll watcher wearing his NRA hat at my Bucks County polling station this morning.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary lol this site sucks now. Who knew Elon could ruin it so quickly. Overrun with bots and worth a fraction of what he spent on it.

@AtlantaFalcons @proCanes @CalaisCampbell Love to see it

In celebration of his 100th career sack, @CalaisCampbell is donating $100,000 to teachers in each of the four cities he's played in (Phoenix, Jacksonville, Baltimore and Atlanta) ❤️

@Billy75Williams @stevo599 @reflog18

Lee Corso sits in the middle of South Bend and picks Ohio State 🫡

@SheaSerrano You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?

what are your favorite lines from TV shows lines that will live in your head forever

@TuckerCarlson Funny his first priority is to not let anyone under 25 vote then

Ep. 17 Vivek Ramaswamy is the youngest Republican presidential candidate ever. He's worth listening to.

@PGATOUR @RickieFowler @RocketClassic Nobody was able to watch it though so there’s that

1,610 days since his last victory on TOUR. @RickieFowler is back in the winner’s circle @RocketClassic! 🏆

@PGATOUR @RickieFowler @RocketClassic Thanks to @hulu I didn’t get to see it

A champion once again 🏆 The winning moment for @RickieFowler @RocketClassic.

A writer learns the hard way that "I Think You Should Leave" seems to have a degenerative effect on the language of men who grew up learning to communicate and connect through Super Bad and Anchorman sound bites gq.mn/TlFbisH

@TheNotoriousLEX @Liberty1Dude My guy got scared when the Madewell and Shake Shack opened in Lakeview - “I had to move out to keep my family safe” 🤣

@Liberty1Dude I’m not siding with anyone. I’m just calling out WGN for trying to create a narrative that Lakeview was invaded by a bunch of black teens that destroyed the neighborhood while keeping mum while making excuses for White suburbanites that do far worse. It’s fear mongering.

As you’ve probably heard, Lakeview was destroyed by twerking gay black teens on Sunday. Shadow & I were finally rescued from the debris of my collapsed building this morning & I’m currently aiding in the effort to find other survivors. It’s not looking good. Hug your loved ones.

@TheNotoriousLEX I hardly recognize it. Sad.

@jamierkennedy Daly and Hooters

What’s the most iconic player-sponsor combo in golf history?

Rocket Carrying North Korea's First Spy Satellite Crashes Into the Sea dlvr.it/Spx3Mv

@drewmagary My @TBLightning Stanley Cup shirt is unwearable. Shrunk 1.5 sizes and she collar has loosened beyond belief. Their stuff is horrible.