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@Shinbonerspod 1864 missed tackles, 793 kicks off target, Caleb Daniel’s kick in to a 4 on 1 for a goal.

Unbelievably poor. Drop your questions for the pod below.

@NMFCOfficial This is the gap between our best and our today

@NMFCOfficial FFS

@RalphyHeraldSun @FOXFOOTY Suspended for what?

Oh Charlie. Logue out with a thigh issue. Essendon next up in round three then Carlton. The game slipping away but you have to stay on the park for coming weeks, not get suspended @FOXFOOTY

@Leo_Puglisi6 @6NewsAU Victory!

SA Liberal leader Ashton Hurn: “The pundits said we wouldn’t get a single seat – we’ve proved them wrong” @6NewsAU

@mrtonymartin Surely ‘The Moodys’ won the Oscar? If not, more evidence of anti semitism…

Just heard a quiz on ABC Radio. Question: 'Name the movie that won Best Film at the Oscars this week'. Caller: 'Was it The Moodys?' Host: 'What?' Caller: 'The Moodys Did Christmas'. Please tell me if this was a pisstake, but I don't think it was.

@mattjcan Are you gonna do costume time again?

We are entering the worst energy crisis since the 1970s. So the NSW Labor Government decides to ban new coal mines 🤦‍♂️ We need to use all the energy we have to keep Australia moving. Labor's priorities are all wrong and that's why our living standards have fallen by more than at any time in living memory. (By the way you can easily convert coal to petrol and diesel.)

Today I$rael tried to kill me in a targeted airstrike in southern Lebanon as I was reporting on was the targeting of bridges and the forced displacement of 1 million people, an ethnic cleansing operation on a larger scale than the Nakba I have absolutely no doubt that this was deliberate. Despite claims there were no warnings ahead of the strike and no notifications sent to the Lebanese Army who allowed us to film As we have seen in Gaza they want to silence journalists who document and report their war crimes It is the western powers who provide political and military support for I$rael, arming it to the teeth to carry out genocide in Gaza and ethnic cleansing here in Lebanon. They are not simply complicit, but active participants and should be held accountable for their actions. But if I$rael thinks today’s strike will silence us and keep us out of the field they are very, very mistaken

@RepJackKimble Glove slap baby

Okay, why didn't anybody tell Markwayne Mullin that they outlawed dueling?

The moment Israel targeted British journalist Steve Sweeney in southern Lebanon.

@RepJackKimble Spursy

With my parents back in 1985 about to head off to military school.

@RepJackKimble @america Wow. Like super dooper illegal?

@america We need to make it even more illegal than it already is

JD Vance on Democrats' opposition to the SAVE America Act: “Even if you take the Democrats at their word—even if illegal aliens voting is very rare, then why don't we ban it anyway? It's not that complicated… It doesn't make a damn bit of sense! We need to get all illegal aliens stopped from voting in our elections! It's very common sense stuff”

Laurence of dry labia and his harem of boy toys. He’s so far in the closet, he’s in fucking NARNIA.

@TheKennyDevine I can just hear Ralphie’s mum yelling at him to clean up those crusty socks under his bed.

lmao

@pwafork Dickhead

Imagine being mad that Australian sailors were on board an American sub when it sank an enemy ship that was steaming to attack Diego Garcia. Do people not get what a navy does?

@RepJackKimble Thoughts and prayers and puppies

I’m going to miss her. So many great memories.

@TheKennyDevine @theheraldsun @SkyNewsAust Tipping it’s in the orientation program

Hey @theheraldsun & @SkyNewsAust Are you all good with your employees using this slur? Kenny x

Statement by Paul Keating on claims that Australia faced an attack by China on or before March 2026 as part of the “Red Alert” series by The Sydney Morning Herald and The Age: “One of the most shameful episodes in the history of Australian journalism.” #auspol #nswpol #vicpol

@AngusTaylorMP Your ‘policy platform’ seems to be based entirely on electoral suicide

Question Time today. 6 direct questions about ISIS sympathisers being given Australian passports. 0 answers. The Prime Minister was directed twice to answer the question. He still didn't answer. What are they hiding?

@Acyn So this is what drowning in your own bullshit looks like

Rubio: There was absolutely an imminent threat and it was that we knew that if Iran was attacked and we believe that they would be attacked, that they would immediately come after us and we were not going to sit there and absorb a blow