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@Femi_Daveed My boerboel puppy once killed my chicken, killdeer her the day I got her. I stepped out to buy something and when I came back he had killed her. Wetin the dog see that night, he didn’t try it again.

If you follow this man on tiktok you will know why he sounds so pained about the de@th of his fowl😭...The man beat Tilda wetin no good o😭😭😭

@GeezBanda @ThatOjoBoy I don’t tell my dog to stop eating or anything but anytime I move towards his food he steps away until I step away from his food, he’ll resume eating.

@ThatOjoBoy One of the greatest command is being able to tell your dog to stop eating and being able to get its food without it reacting.

Man shares video of himself training his Boerboel, Max. He revealed that today’s session was a bit of a struggle, as he noticed the dog was shaky and unusually agitated before eating. 🐕‍🦺😳

@BeebBrain @ThatOjoBoy That’s exactly how my dog broke my chickens neck. Took him a second. That chicken had been trying him for long.

@ThatOjoBoy This chicken no like e life oh

@frmarcellinus Maria Di aso, nne nke Chukwu, kpebelu anyi ekpere.

Translate this in any language you know: Holy Mary, Mother of God. Pray for us.

@adaezennaji_ I have never heard of peppersoup that has oil added in it. Most times there is enough oil in there from the meat or fish.

Wait… Fitfam aside, there are people who never used to make their Peppersoup with palm oil???? 😳 You people are missing oh.

@chi_quiero It’s the most flavourful. It’s used for the flavor. When you are boiling your meat alongside it, your neighbours will know you are making soup.

Stock fish head, I'll never understand why people buy it. There's no flesh to it, just bones. Why do people like it so much?

@AndyjnrUmaru Oh my home oh my home.

which Song comes to your mind first, when you see this???

@ree_rehanat Exactly 6 weeks for my first. The rest 8 weeks.

Abeg moms, come and tell the truth 😭. How soon after giving birth did your period return? Because the things I’m hearing ehn… some people say weeks, some say months, some say over a year... Abeg ooo is this true ??

@Kezmag_ Omelebele

Rev Father asked everyone today,What’s your mother’s native name? and I heard some really beautiful ones 🥹✨What’s your mum’s native name? Mine: Uzoamaka

@believe_abas Take long walks. Do like 10k steps a day. Your bloating will disappear. Worked for me.

Biko doctors on X, how does one stop bloating? I eat, bloating I don’t eat, bloating I drink water, bloating I don’t eat for days, still bloating I’m tired o

@IgboHistoFacts Usekwu

Do you know what ‘Kitchen’ is called in Igbo?

@ada_esi @AdekemiSaliu Your baby is not you. He or she may like it or other variations of it. I didn’t like it either but my last 2 children love it.

@AdekemiSaliu Same reason why I couldn’t give my baby pap. I hated it as a child and can’t imagine forcing it down someone else’s throat. After weaning, feed your baby softer versions of adult food. No need to overthink it.

Some of you can't eat what you give to your babies, yet you won't stop complaining that they're not eating. You will blend oriṣiriṣi together and label it puree. You sef taste am, is it palatable??

@just__Peaches @Molayoo_ By 10 am my children aged 9 and 6 are already done with their morning chores. I’m so irritated.

@Molayoo_ This child is old to be acting this way, are u sure he is not a special child? Like autistic or something?

Mothers like this piss me off sm.

@Molayoo_ My child won’t even try this with me and even if he or she tries it Na only one look I go give am e go commot hand for my body. If e no commot am body go tell am.

@oku_yungx Tor!

@ick_real Mabel, Abigail, Eunice

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@Mochievous Robinson Crusoe Doctor Faustus Sizwe Banzi is dead Joys of motherhood

Saw a tweet about re reading classics from school, so now I want to do same. If you schooled in Nigeria, what were the recommended texts you remember from your literature class? Please send me all even the ones you hated. I’ll comply the top 20 as a reading list. Thank you!

@Bunmie_oguns I don’t think it’s a mouth odour per se. The parents just need to brush the tongue thoroughly and the teeth 2 but that is not always easy.

Why should a two-year-old already have mouth odour? 😩 Please take your children’s dental care serious o.

@Sisi_Yemmie Nsala and nothing else! Any other soup with chicken is a waste of chicken.

What soup bangs with fresh chicken ?

@TweetsByAmaka You shouldn’t have taken them in the second day. I’m sorry, but you brought this on yourself. The first day was a mistake , and you helped out, that should have been it.

A friend of mine said something to me one day. He said, “na your good go kill you today.” Only if I had taken him seriously, but instead I laughed it off. It didn’t take up to a year for his prophecy to come to pass. I stay in a compound that has about 11 apartments, self-cons and two-bedrooms. Most of the flats were occupied by married folks with their kids.