Morkim

These things continue to be stupidly fun. Never get tired of Eisenberg holding up a card to an audience being like “someone else tonight is holding the 4 of diamonds. Mr. Racist of Racist Inc. And tonight, we uploaded his secret racist video for the world to see.”

Slay the spire 2 coop is a fun game where you can instantly out yourself as being unable to do basic math

@LakerNation1999 @BradHensonPro Alex Smith beat the Texans first. 🥺

@BradHensonPro Oh what a memory. SAMMY! We finally broke the drought.

Patrick Mahomes delivering the final dagger to Sammy Watkins, ending 50 years of playoff heartbreak. In that moment, everything changed for the Chiefs.

@TheRealMattDail @NFL_DovKleiman @mattschneidman @MicahhParsons11 He wanted out because of the previously mentioned control freak douche owner. Jerry let his ego get in the way and you know that. There’s no being loyalty when the owner isn’t loyal to you.

@ShinProtoss @NFL_DovKleiman @mattschneidman @MicahhParsons11 And if you think he had nothing to do with that trade to begin with, then you need to go back to school to learn more. He even admitted he did.

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴: Packers star EDGE Micah Parsons is expected to miss the first 3-4 games of the upcoming season, per @mattschneidman

@TheRealMattDail @NFL_DovKleiman @mattschneidman @MicahhParsons11 Loyalty? He was traded. Maybe if your owner wasn’t a control freak douche, he’d still be there.

@NFL_DovKleiman @mattschneidman hahahahaha @MicahhParsons11 is this true? Thought you said you'd be back for week 1. Oh well...glad you aren't there to affect the Cowboys this year...sucks you chose money over loyalty

@NickFromPhilly @BarryOnHere I don’t have the numbers in front of me, but I highly doubt they were top 8 either season. They stepped up in the postseason and played way above their ranking. I feel the Peyton stats on this list are similar. His defense wasn’t top 8, but they are why he won his Super Bowl.

@BarryOnHere Do you have the stats for Eli Manning? I feel the Giants defense was the key to his two Super Bowl wins.

Playoff record in seasons without a top 8 defense: Patrick Mahomes: 13-4 record - 2 rings Peyton Manning: 11-11 record - 1 ring Drew Brees: 8-8 record - 1 ring Aaron Rodgers: 7-10 record - 0 rings Tom Brady: 6-7 record - 0 rings

why is bro still eating ??

@Moosefer If there’s no Blue you can’t hurt me more than I’ve been hurt Moose.

Just bought my second commander deck all time, now to make the red/green/black deck of everyone’s fucking nightmares

Hahah Wow Kentucky!! 🤣

@bonkduh Shit, mine cost 8. Ripped off.

Mmmm $5 grocery store sushi for breakfast

the horrors persist but at least its the spring equinox 🌸💐

no longer wanting to die because there is so many movies to see

I’ve seen enough, $500m worldwide opening weekend

@brandos_funkos Morkim Hate Dave.

Project Hail Mary oh my lord. What a movie

@alienprivateeye They’re both very good, emotional movies. I preferred Train Dreams of the 2.

Is The Secret Agent and Train Dreams worth watching? Those are the last two best picture nominations I need to see.