
This is @StarTrekHeathen by the way, if you're still here I love you and want to kiss you on the cheek
Shania T'Wain 🧡🖤⚾
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@ShitTrek
Star Trek, Steven Universe, and Shit talking 30s, she/her, UU, Maryland Girlie

This is @StarTrekHeathen by the way, if you're still here I love you and want to kiss you on the cheek

Can the crewniverse finally start showing us the secret jaspis art they made 😭😭😭

World Cup 2026 Day 2: A three-hour train ride took me from Miami to Orlando for England's final friendly against Costa Rica. There was the heaviest thunderstorm I've ever seen, even if the locals described it as "nothing". My feet still aren't dry, but turns out they were right.


I'm sorry to be that guy, but on some level you all know these World Cup German tourists are pretending to find America super awesome for the clicks, right? Like, I just saw one of them pretending she just experienced plane wi fi for the first time....

he ran into experts in the field 🤭

The reason meals taste so much better at restaurants than at home is because they put about a half stick of butter in every dish. The old adage of “it tastes better when someone else makes it” is true because you’d feel insane adding as much fat, sugar and salt at home.
