Jennifer Lee Rossman

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Jennifer Lee Rossman

Jennifer Lee Rossman

@JenLRossman

Gremlin on a mission. Taking a break from the live tweeting. Author and editor. Bi, autistic, wheelchair user. 30s ᐰ🖖

Binghamton, New York Katılım Nisan 2016
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KOKO@uzurpatori_·
Maybe the reason they won’t let Mitch McConnell die yet is because he’s pregnant
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John van Rensburg@sparky_ct·
@JenLRossman does the inner conflict you're experiencing make the attraction spicier and somehow more deliciously forbidden?
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Wait why is Colonel Maybourne a priest on dead like me, I don't want to be attracted to him, I refuse
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Tweets Of Cats
Tweets Of Cats@TweetsOfCats·
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Brookfield Zoo Chicago
Brookfield Zoo Chicago@brookfield_zoo·
Say hello to this mini marsupial! A brush-tailed bettong was born on March 27 to mom Frida, & now can be seen outside the pouch. These animals have the unique ability to delay implantation, meaning they can pause development of an embryo until conditions are ideal for pregnancy.
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@Autistic_Lauren I can't watch a movie without subtitles unless I'm watching it with someone who will point out things I missed in dialogue
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chase@_chase_____·
my sisters and i got coldstone on thanksgiving and as we were leaving my sister goes “happy thanksgiving!” & the worker looked super confused & was like “what did you say??” & my sister was like “happy thanksgiving?” & they were like “oh i thought you said ‘everything scooby’”
sophia@pastoralcomical

brother said something and i responded “admirable” and he went “did you say ‘murble’?” why would i say murble

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Jenja
Jenja@mushroomJenja·
Mothman!!
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Kendra
Kendra@SurvivingCFS·
Im going to start baby stepping posting non-important things too again. So….hi. How are you? I’m tired. Stressed out cuz I’m down to like 90 something dollars and am like I really need to campaign but then I’m like I JUST did so I don’t want to seem greedy but I’m like sooooo bored and wanna be able to afford to do things so that’s my internal struggle right now. Constantly wanting to ask for help but feeling like im doing it too much. I’ve also been MIA cuz I’m slowly falling in love with a woman so that has been pretty…distracting or moreso im just like not coping well with the feelings? I need to start making graphic art again…that was fun. I need to get back to who and what I was before I got to this fucking facility. Something has been lost in me since I arrived here but I can’t quite put my finger on what it is.
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Malvolio@Malvolio421·
I will fong you.
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Gonna start passive aggressively sending infographics about psychological abuse to the printer in my group home
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This American Adam
This American Adam@adamconner·
When I was at GW they filmed "an unnamed Nicholas Cage movie" near our dorm (HOVA!), we watched & asked the PA what the movie was about & he goes "its about a pirate map on the back of the Constitution" and we were like "well he's making that up cause there's no way that's real."
Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1

"I have to steal the Declaration of Independence because there's a treasure map on the back" is objectively the best plot ever for a movie. We're not going to be able to top that.

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Katee Sackhoff
Katee Sackhoff@kateesackhoff·
It’s that time of year again for me….get those titties checked people! #mammogram
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Tyler Reznik@Tyler_Reznik·
@JenLRossman I would normally balk at comparing anyone to David Bowie, but Garak is one of the few who are worthy of the comparison.
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Ok Labyrinth Deep Space Nine Holodeck program where Julian accidentally loses Molly during babysitting: Sarah: Julian Toby: Molly Hoggle: Quark Ludo: Morn Sir Didymus: Rom Jareth: Garak
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