Jennifer Lee Rossman

✨ Get to know Jennifer Lee Rossman: a thread ✨ First, I am an author and editor of sci-fi, fantasy, and horror. Find my work here: jenniferleerossman.blogspot.com/p/my-work.html

If you get gay enough you stop being affected by physics

Can't stop laughing at dragonfly sex .. Uurgh yes baby put ur elongated ass under my legs so I can hold upon your big ass eyes as we awkwardly fly through the sky and you nearly drown me

In Uno that means you are losing.

One really cool thing about my mom is that she always knows exactly which song I’m talking about without even physically hearing the song

@RobertPicardo Don't be afraid of your feelings😘

She thinks I know #ChrisColumbus or the President of #WarnerBrothers and can get her into #Gremlins3 . Good luck with that! [I thought she could do the same for me.]

God: you’re a cat. Cat: meow. God: wh-what was that? Cat: my new catch phrase, it’s a combo of my two fav things me and… God: me and-what? Cat: [stares God in the eyes and slowly pushes mug off desk onto his foot] God: ow! that hurt! Cat: God: Cat: meow ; )

the Beatles are a band where three guys have the world’s most normal names and one guy has a name you absolutely never hear and somehow he’s not even the main guy

@BookSpotlight It's so weird and fun. It's like if Bert And Ernie didn't know they were gay and went on vacation to Transylvania

This Saturday’s film is one I just stumbled across randomly on streaming. Anyone seen this one before? Jeff Goldblum and Ed Begley Jr. go to Transylvania! 🦇🧛🎥

@jeana_beana_ Not every episode, but the big top points I'm absolutely going to comment on

@JenLRossman Would you live-tweet if you watched ATLA? 😍

OK actually I have just gotten really tired again and I don't feel like I can focus on black lightning, dang it. May start watching avatar the last Airbender though, my friend has been affectionately nagging me to watch that

@carlosyenrac It's a really interesting bad guy weapon, though. Doesn't kill you, just erases a big part of who you are 😬

@JenLRossman Damnit that is super-fucked! If they had darts that could temporarily dampen powers while a meta-criminal is arrested that's one thing, but bullets that permanently change you for life is WAY beyond unethical!

Why do these characters not listen to me, inventing a cure is never going to go the way you want, now they've got bullets with the cure in them, dammit

@carlosyenrac If there are any unwanted questions, hopefully they at least mention the characters in passing on other shows if we don't get a proper crossover

@JenLRossman HOW is this so close to ending when there are so many plot points hanging in the air? These last two episodes are either going to be massive, or we're going to be left with questions unanswered when it's all over 😱

It is time for the second to last episode of black lightning😭 resurrection, crossroads I am mostly going to focus on the show and not on commenting, but my main theory right now is they are going to "kill" Black lightning and JJ and Jennifer lightning is going to take over

@BardofSomerset Oh wow. Yeah I didn't even realize they didn't mention her.

@JenLRossman You know one thing I wish this show had at least mentioned in passing? Jefferson's mother. There's not one reference to her being dead, or leaving, or even having ever existed. It's like he only ever had one parent.

Oh, Jefferson is telling JJ about hiding under the bed while Tobias killed his father. Oh. She's not gonna hide under the bed. Her father is gonna be in danger from tobias and she's not going to hide

I am finally reading through my comments for the past few days. Probably not going to respond to many

@JimG21049657 It is also short for Hannibal

@JenLRossman Seriously, what ELSE are you supposed to name your per nerve cluster?!🙃

If you ever read about a decision Maggie has made and think "Well that seems like a bad idea," please be assured 1. You are absolutely correct 2. She probably had a worse idea and settled for this one

My DND character Maggie has a pet (?) Nerve cluster from a Neh-Thalggu and I finally named it. Hannah. Hannah-Thalggu

Every time I go to Best Buy I look for the alien my dad taped to the ceiling 20 years ago when he worked there. Still going strong

@LeighWalla Couple of teenagers find a frozen guy who has been sleeping and waiting to come back when he is needed most, as per the prophecy Encino Man King Arthur

@JenLRossman what

Wait so is avatar the last Airbender basically just Encino man King Arthur