My Favorite Shtty Movie

@GrantCardone Alcohol is not mosquitos. Mosquitos might buzz in your ear, but that ain’t catching a buzz. Cheers, mate.

Alcohol has no real value to mankind.

@RedWavePress Hypocrisy in real time. Well done.

Actor Josh Duhamel: “Just because you have a platform doesn't mean you get to preach to everybody.” Megyn Kelly: “Ahh, thank you! Tell that to the Oscars.” Josh Duhamel: “I spend a lot of time in the Midwest, so I get to see what they actually think about us, and they’re not afraid to tell me.” “About 10 years ago… [a buddy] meets me at the airport with a t-shirt that says, ‘Nobody cares what actors think.’ And I was like, ‘D*mn that’s really funny. That’s really good.’” 
“That has always stuck with me because it’s true.”

@annamlulis Everybody wants to see it. That’s why it exists.

Ban pornography and OnlyFans. No one should open an app and see people having sex or objectifying themselves. Freedom of speech does not extend to sex work. Nobody wants to see it. Ban it.

@Mangum1 the theater from going under. We did not, which was the whole point of 50/50 box office. Those guys still owe the Pigs five hundo. End of story 25 years later.

@Mangum1 We paid for all the props and whatnot, did the marketing, entirely produced the show at a place we’ll call the Boff Blamp Theater. Our last run was six shows, a different movie parody every two weeks. They kept our half of the box office on the auspices that we needed to help

Hey y’all - Wayne Brady and I are bringing back new eps of our podcast . Help us out. Got a beef w/someone? Like a plumber, dentist, teacher, parent? Tell us about it and we may improv a song for you to send to them!

@Mangum1 This is not Todd. This is an entity that only sometimes speaks for Todd. Do you want the story or not, Mr. Penis Jokes?

@ShttyMy If it involves personal matters or your penis, DM me Todd

@KI11ERKLOWNS I do not. So sorry.

i hope we can all agree that the worst friday the 13th movie is jason goes to hell: the final friday (1993)

@ksorbs Which one did you watch, Kull the Conqueror? There were a bunch, sweetpea.

Worst halftime show I’ve ever seen

@BillOReilly Shut up, dummy.

Turns out that President Trump did not see the racist video that was displayed on Truth Social.  Whoever posted it has to be fired.  The President is trying to solve the Iran thing as well as bring price relief to Americans.  Awful postings like this hurt Mr. Trump’s governance.  Donald Trump is not racist.  His social media team has to get better fast!

@mrmikeMTL Never leave the house, don’t talk to anyone at all.

People who rarely get sick, What's your secret

I imagine Spaceballs 2 will be to Spaceballs what The Jesus Rolls was to The Big Lebowski.

Am I gonna see some Rambo…uh…prequel thing that has some rando instead of Sly Stallone? Yes. Yes, I will.

@SethMSherwood @BrennaEhrlich You go, we go!

@BrennaEhrlich I've decided Backdraft is peak studio movie that would never be made today and think everyone should be reminded we used to just make big, original high concept movies without IP.

Can someone tell me which movie to watch tonight? One that's not deliberately boring to be prestige nor so depressing it will make me go outside during the snowstorm and lie down in the drifts?

@DanielRPK Thank goodness he’s an actor, then.

He's not even British

@arvofart Has no gender? I had no idea he is non-binary. That’s crazy.

I don’t fear Sam Elliot. He lives like 50 miles away from me and I’ve met him. He’s very polite and his voice is awesome

The third Shaft TV-movie is the perfect choice if you are in the mood for montages of Richard Roundtree walking around to the sound of funk soul jazz and lots of actors saying the name Simmons every two minutes.

@Movies_analyst I didn’t read it, either.

Cillian Murphy didn’t read the script for The Dark Knight Rises. He trusted Christopher Nolan, choosing to experience the film like a viewer, without spoilers. “I don’t actually want to read the script,” he said. “Just tell me what I’m doing. Tell me my motivation.”

@Movies_analyst Then these people must be actors.

In About Time (2013), despite the film being set in England, none of the three actors who play the film's main love interests are actually English: Domhnall Gleeson is Irish, Rachel McAdams is Canadian, and Margot Robbie is Australian.