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Primadonna or Sam
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Primadonna or Sam
@SimplySam47
all I ever wanted was the world. just fucking vote.
New Mexico, USA 参加日 Haziran 2009
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I'm watching Jessica Jones again. Tennant is just so good.
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@duststrider7 @thereddaredev1l Omg. It is so fun. I hope you enjoy it!
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@SimplySam47 @thereddaredev1l just started watching jessica jones for the first time. Best intro I've seen on a show honestly.
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@drmistercody Obama says aliens are real so obviously they're demons.
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JD Vance does not think UFOs are demons, is not "obsessed" with this stuff, and will not be visiting Area 51.
Disclose.tv@disclosetv
NEW - U.S. Vice President Vance on UFOs: "I don't think they're aliens, I think they're demons."
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So Jon being a Targaryen led to…. nothing
Jorge@djodjeee_
Starting Game of Thrones First Watch
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SAW THIS TWEET AND WOKE UP TO NEWS MY RAPIST DIED
Bec Shaw@Brocklesnitch
can someone evil please die overnight im depressed and it would be nice to wake up to
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@LagrimaChristi @TheJFreakinC I've heard this song a million times and I honestly forgot about the Jay and Silent Bob of it all.
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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet.
Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages.
So, like any reasonable rapper would do…
He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them.
And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of.
And Afroman’s response?
He dropped ANOTHER music video.
In his own words:
“Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.”
They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like.
And the best part?
A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.
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@travisakers @kangaroos991 You're wrong.. it's Obama's fault. Obama's fault for everything
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I can’t believe Joe Biden went to war with Iran and drove gas prices and inflation back up 14 months after leaving office.
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@Cellowphane What's hilarious is the last time a "support strike" happened support mains were locking in support like normal bc it's the role we enjoy playing. There was so much bitching for no reason. It was just a weird time.
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dude this is fucking funny
Pastor Alex@PastorAlexLove
Atheists are now BIOENGINEERING HOMOSEXUAL ANTS to make the bite good Christians and make them gay. I am ok if people are born gay, that’s cool, but to DELIBERATELY create chemtrail ants to MAKE people gay without any type of consent is NOT OK!!! #SayNoToNonConsensualGayAnts
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It’s Friday the 13th, don’t forget to leave out drugs, alcohol and camp counselors having premarital sex for Jason tonight.
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Ever mix up your morning and nighttime meds? Fucks up your whole day.
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@whythough120 @AbortionChat Funny how you're asking something that's none of your business. Maybe you're the one who needs to get a life.
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For me it did ONCE.
Again - more often than not - I had sex and didn’t get pregnant 😂
getalife@whythough120
@AbortionChat For you it did, then you wanted to kill your baby because you’re sickening.
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@waytruthlife416 @dedessecretacc @meishato I don't see at it as how great it is to not be aborted. I see it as how significantly the lives of my parents' changed because my mother chose not to abort me.
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Yes. That's the point. If they answer "yes, I wish my mom aborted me" some hypothetical comfort is assumed to be more important than one's own child.
If they answer "no, I'm kind of glad I'm here." Then they've realized that abortion is wrong.
Either way, hopefully, it's instructive for the wayward souls. 🙏
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i’ve never met a man who had an abortion so i’m tryna figure out why y’all got so much to say
hanri@hanriclontz
I've never met a girl who supports abortion who hasn't had an abortion. Big cope
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@dedessecretacc @waytruthlife416 @meishato It's always awkward when the answer is "yes, probably, but she made her life harder by choosing not to."
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@waytruthlife416 @meishato If it would’ve made her life better, yes! I wouldn’t remember it anyway, nor did I ask to be here🥰
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UPDATE ON THE DNA ISSUE
So after two days of crying, family meetings,and deliberations
She has agreed to do the DNA test.
BUT.
She added her own condition.
She said if the DNA proves the baby is his the wedding is cancelled.
Yes. Cancelled.
Her exact words?
“If you need scientific evidence to trust me before marriage, then you don’t trust me enough to be my husband.”
Now tell me why everywhere has gone quiet.
Introduction done.
Wedding date fixed.
Vendors fully booked.
Deposits paid.
People have bought fabric.
Tailors have started sewing.
Hall almost paid in full.
Now everybody is staring at each other.
His family that was whispering “a man must be sure” are suddenly saying, “Let’s not overreact.”
Her family?
They said if the result comes out positive and he still expects marriage, they will personally escort her out of it.
Now the man is confused.
Because what he thought would give him “peace of mind” might cost him his wife.
And here’s the real gag
If the DNA shows the baby is his and she walks away, some people will say she’s overreacting.
If she stays, people will say she has no self-respect.
If she refused the test entirely, they’d say she’s hiding something.
So which one is it?
Is asking for DNA before marriage wisdom?
Or is agreeing to marry someone who doesn’t trust you foolishness?
Because now the wedding is on pause
Let’s really talk.
What would YOU do if you were her?
Are her reasons valid??
blessing Ailen@ib_Ailen
So someone I know is currently in serious wedding preparation. Introduction has been done. Both families have met. Wedding date fixed. Vendors paid. Aso-ebi colours chosen. Group chats active. And she’s pregnant. Everybody has been happy and moving like “God when.” Tell me why this man now woke up one evening and said he wants DNA test before the wedding can go on. Yes. Before the wedding. The baby is not even born yet. He said he just wants “peace of mind” and that it’s not personal. The girl has been crying since yesterday. She said if he doesn’t trust her, then there’s no point getting married. Her family is furious and saying it’s an insult. His family? They’re backing him quietly saying “a man has to be sure.” Now the wedding is on hold. And I’m genuinely confused. If he waits till after marriage and something happens, everybody will call him a mumu. If he asks before marriage, he’s wicked and disrespectful. So which one is it? Is this lack of trust or smart decision? Because the way some of you shout “men should always confirm quietly” but now it’s happening before marriage and everybody is angry… Let’s talk. What do you advise her to do in this situation??
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