Martyn

THE LITTLE THINGS THAT MAKE INTROVERTS HAPPY 1. No small talk whatsoever 2. Fresh sheets and a quiet night 3. Headphones on and the world off 4. Cancelled plans they didn’t want 5. Being allowed to just exist 6. Absolute silence after a busy day 7. Reading books alone 8. The house all to yourself 9. Zero expectations from anyone 10. Doing absolutely nothing without guilt

Sugar Puffs - Honey Monster “Sugar Sugar” 2003

Imagine being a grown ass man who wants to be the Chair of the Federal Reserve, and not being able to answer a simple factual question honestly.

How the fuck do we live on a planet where Martha Stewart spent 5 months in jail for a dodgy $45,000 stock market deal but Trump and his sons make billions and billions using blatant manipulation via their genocidal war and not one US Democrat or large media org is saying jack shit? #NewsCorpse

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@naturevideos They are called zoobees, the stringy banana bit

Interesting that monkeys don't like the stringy things on the banana either.

I'm surprised, he told me he hated reading the book

Great spending time with New York City’s Cutest. And thanks to @NYCMayor for giving me an excuse to break out my best “Wheels on the Bus”

@TouchlineX @coldplay how could you do this? Your British🇬🇧 for gawds sake? You should have nothing to do with this abomination to our national sport half time Are you looking to be the recipients of the FIFA peace prize? I think you should reconsider doing anything associated with Trump

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: For the first time in history, The World Cup Final will have a halftime show. It will be organized by Chris Martin & Coldplay and could take up to 25 minutes.

You've got to hand it to the Scottish. They sure know how to welcome far right grifters.

Breaking:Conservatives spotted performing community service after being convicted of destroying the country.

I won.

🚨 BREAKING: Train tickets from New York to New Jersey MetLife Stadium will cost over $100 in the World Cup! The ticket usually costs only $12.90, but it was decided to increase them for the World Cup. @nytimes In 2022, Qatar had free bus and metro transport for fans.

OMG, Trump’s post depicting himself as Jesus just got better! 🤣

Reform are having a bad. A lady confronted Lee Anderson "The flags went up before the potholes were sorted. You could not tell the truth if your life depended on it. So get your silly little racist flags & stick them where the sun doesn't shine. It's pathetic. You're pathetic."

I have three separate hobbies: - reading books. - buying and hoarding books. - visiting bookstores and libraries to admire books.

Why did Nigel Farage delete his 'Orban is the future of Europe' tweet? Complete mystery to me.

I feel like I could drink knowledge, this cup is soo cool.

BREAKING: Federal judge DISMISSES Donald Trump’s defamation lawsuit against the Wall Street Journal over the Epstein birthday letter story without prejudice. Judge rules Trump failed to show “actual malice” in a major win for the WSJ. Link in reply.