Clem Fandango

This is absolutely elite

@Jsize18 You turn into Jason Cundy after 12 pints apparently

Few talksport pints and the ange mask comes out

Can we stop with this nonsense He’s fucking German why would he sing the English national anthem Anyone bothered by him not singing it needs to touch some grass immediately, your life cannot be that mundane surely

Duncan Ferguson reckons Algeria should just man mark Messi. Can’t believe no one has ever thought about that in the last 20 years

Suspect we’ve all known this for some time but good to have it confirmed - the yanks are not proper pintmen.

Cristiano Ronaldo is an enormous fraud

@P2WFantasy You should probably get that massive brain haemorrhage checked out

FIFA World Rankings - Italy #12 - Denmark #20 - Nigeria #26 - Poland #35 All of these teams didn’t qualify. There are 48 teams in the World Cup Having the best teams in the biggest tournament makes sense. The qualifying process is dumb

@Debsam1760 Holy hell are you a fucking stupid cunt?

@PaulineHansonOz Have you had your massive brain injury assessed?

If you couldn’t catch the full hour and a half of my National Press Club speech and Q&A, here’s a couple of highlights.

@roadto100bagger @GiantsKings9ers @Bullwine85 @AnthonyKyaw Golden gens are relative.

@SplicesWhat @GiantsKings9ers @Bullwine85 @AnthonyKyaw This isn't cricket. Australia has never had a golden generation lmao

Harry Kewell, who played for Liverpool and Leeds United, isn’t too happy with the things USMNT fans and pundits are saying about Australia. 😳 He believes his generation of Australian players would beat any version of the USMNT. [via CODE Sports and FOX Sports Australia]

@matt_barrie Only if you’re a fucking stupid cunt Matt.

possibly the best national press club speech yet

So only the Turks will ever win these contracts?

@tbpn @garrytan Garry Tan is a completely fucking dumbcunt

Y Combinator's @garrytan says he wants his new project GBrain to be the Postgres for agents: "The thing I realized is, a human can only keep 7, plus or minus 3, things in their head. But a computer with an LLM can keep about three Harry Potter books in its head." "Then, when you think about what most computer systems are, you should think of the Library of Alexandria — thousands, maybe millions, of books. It's even bigger than that. It's the whole internet." "You could basically take all the relevant info about customers, or any person that anyone at the company has ever even met. You can have that in like, 100,000 or a million markdown files that comprises everything that the business is. That's basically what GBrain can do." "The magic moment for GBrain is basically being able to take any 'book' that exists in your entire business, and making sure the 3 books that really matter for the thing you're trying to do are loaded." "And that's basically ASI. You don't have to write software anymore. You can just straight-up use Hermes agent or OpenClaw plus GBrain."

@GollyGeeDammmit I mean the voice is one thing but that combined with her inability to put together a well thought out sentence or form a coherent position on anything, genuinely sounded like I was watching some sort of skit

@SplicesWhat Her speaking voice gives me Robert De Niro vibes from the final scene in Cape fear when he drowns in the water after being smashed in the head by Nick Nolte..similar warbling voice.

Pauline Hanson genuinely sounds like she suffered a severe brain injury in the last 2 weeks. How can someone so mentally deficient be “this” popular?

“seguro que Mbappé está enfadado con que Messi le haya superado en goles del mundial” Mbappé ahora mismo disfrutando de que por fin tiene una novia sin polla:

@guccireptar @Bullwine85 @AnthonyKyaw As in it’s become more annoying than anything now. Our media beat it up a bit more than anything.

@guccireptar @Bullwine85 @AnthonyKyaw Tbh we didn’t really. It’s just he’s been incessant about it. Most of it was laughed off, but he’s more just annoying. I respected the comments from the actual USMNT players.

@guccireptar @Bullwine85 @AnthonyKyaw Side note, Buddle had a far better career than Mike Grella did.

@SplicesWhat @Bullwine85 @AnthonyKyaw Brother you got a brace on you by Edson Buddle lmao?