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@blknoiz06 You were supposed to save this for after TGE my guy

The new gen of trenchers will NEVER know what it felt like to watch a transaction fail on Uniswap in 2021. You spot a coin at 200K mcap, You KNOW this is going to 10M minimum, You hit swap, the little circle starts spinning, and spinning.. and spinning.. Your whole body is shaking, you can't breathe, you're refreshing etherscan every 2 seconds like a fking gambler.. Then BOOM -> red text. TRANSACTION FAILED. Gas too low and you paid $200 in fees(!!) You scramble to resubmit, hands trembling, cranking gas to $600 for a $40 buy because you're DESPERATE, Fails AGAIN. By the time it finally goes through on the fourth attempt you've spent $1200 in gas fees and bought the exact top of a coin that's already retracing. These axiom kids sniping coins in 0.2 seconds don't know SH!T about real suffering. We were forged in the fires of failed Uniswap transactions and they have the audacity to call themselves "OG." Funny stuff

Do you understand it now?

gLend

Everyone’s super upset like $SEA would’ve been anything meaningful at all Reality is the token would trade at sub $1 billion, they’d require KYC for you to claim, and 2021 traders that ran millions in volume and held their bags down 99% would get less than the bid bot operators

@dfinzer @openseafdn x.com/0xomnia/status… Study up fellas

an update on $SEA. the team has been building at full speed, and the foundation had planned to kick off the first steps as part of our march 30th event. but @openseafdn is pushing back the timeline. a delay is a delay. i’m not going to dress it up, and i know how it lands. the reality is that market conditions are challenging across crypto right now, and $SEA only launches once. @openseafdn could force the original date, or we could ensure every piece is in place and make this moment what this community deserves. we gave a tremendous amount of thought to how to do right here. I’m thankful to @HollanderAdam for bringing the community’s voice into every conversation. we’ll be doing the following: no more waves: the current rewards wave will be our last. optional fee refund: recognizing that we originally committed to a Q1 date, we’re offering refunds of the platform fees we retained while participating in the rewards waves (3 - 6) that followed our timing announcement. if you like, you can receive a refund of those fees, which when combined with treasure chest prizes, essentially means all of your trading during that period was on us. if you opt for a refund, the Treasures you were awarded during these waves will be removed from your account. details on this process will follow. honoring existing Treasures: for Treasures you continue to hold, our prior commitment stands: they will be meaningfully considered by the Foundation at TGE. this is independent from allocations for historical activity. 0% fees for 60 days: starting on march 31st, opensea will reduce our own token trading fees to 0%. we want to make it a no-brainer for everyone to experience our new platform: cross-chain token trading, mobile app, perps and more. after this 60 day period, we will put a new system in place that makes fees significantly more competitive for anyone trading consistently on opensea. product updates: while we’re postponing our march 30th event, we’ll host a separate one in the coming months focused on product updates. it’s been incredible to see the early responses to our mobile app, and we can’t wait to get it into more people’s hands. so if not now, wen? when we announced last year, it was too early. that created unnecessary uncertainty and reactivity. so when the Foundation sets a new timeline, it will be deliberate and specific. here’s why i’m confident that’s the right move: i’ve been building opensea for almost a decade. when this started, we were two people and the only thing you could trade on OS was cryptokitties. i’ve watched this space go from a niche curiosity to billions in volume to where we are today. the thing that’s carried us through every cycle was a willingness to make hard calls when it mattered. when our market crashed, we rebuilt from zero: an entirely new stack, a new product, and a new team culture. that hurt in the short term. but today OS2 is undeniably the strongest marketplace offering, and it’s the foundation everything sits on. we have huge ambitions as a company, and we’re here for the long game. making all of non-custodial crypto delightful on mobile is just the beginning. that means we have to set a very high bar for everything we do, and it’s why i’m so protective of delivering a launch that’s worthy of this community and everything we’re putting into this.

In America, a serf may be let free if he picks 64 basketball games correctly

Trump going from Venezuela to Iran is basically like me trading. Venezuela? Perfect setup, worked but I sized too small. Next trade? I am euphoric, I go 10x size on a shitty setup: Iran. It goes wrong. But I am trapped, keep adding size and blame the market for being wrong.

Imagine hearing "MOOOOOOO" after losing $50M 🤣🤣🤣

sell it all.

New York is cooked

ytd ct has topped korea, metals, and oil powerful

@jdr2444 @AdamWeitsman No it absolutely is not wtf

@AdamWeitsman Syracuse is in a much better place today without your endorsement..........

5 years ago already at the Dome ………. Like me or hate me no one can say these were not some great moments in the #315 🧡🍊

@zoomerfied 1) what

[ ZOOMER ] NYSE'S PARENT COMPANY, ICE, INVESTS IN OKX AT A $25B VALUATION: FORTUNE

A statement on the comments from Secretary of War Pete Hegseth. anthropic.com/news/statement…

Incredible scenes

Did anyone ever end up winning one of these @blast cybertrucks 😭

@WilsdorfAndreas On the surface the improvements have been okay - or at least better than nothing. But in reality it’s all obviously been done extremely lazily. The game is thoughtless and has low variance. EA does NOT listen to the community and gaslights people by saying they do every year

FC 27 will be my third year as Line Producer of Career Mode. Before that I worked for example on the Women's World Cup in 23. And looking back on the last two years I am proud of what we achieved so far. One goal of mine when I starting leading the Career Mode team was to bring year on year improvements to the mode that feel like we are moving forward. I am proud of the features we did in the last few years, not everything worked perfectly, but I feel even for the things that got critiqued like the new contracts system we found solutions like recently adding the option to choose between the systems. But additions like Live Start Points, playable Youth Squads (I know not everyone is a fan of Rush but I think being able to play with youth players was an important step), new youth countries to scout in, Manager Market, Manager Live Challenges which has great player numbers and I love to see that people engage with challenges with teams like Malmö or Journeyman challenges, the Gameplay split and of course Unexpected Events which are another addition where we tried to bring more variety to Manager Career, all of them I think we're needed. For me as someone who has been playing Career mode himself for over 20 years I feel like we are moving in the right direction. There is still things I want to tackle as mentioned but looking really forward to it, since this is what I always wanted to work on and drive.