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State Sec. Rubio: “Imagine if instead of spending billions on weapons, Iran spent that money on its people. They’d have a much different country.” Follow: @AFpost

“[Fraud] has to stop. The President of the United states has ordered us to stop it, and that's what this task force is going to do” - Vice President Vance🇺🇸

@mmxyzzzz @kirawontmiss Hilarious!

@kirawontmiss So cant we just send a satellite 2,000 light years away to document the roman empire?

i will never be able to comprehend this

@WHLeavitt Almost as great as the Keystone Kops

The White House released a new photo of President Trump at the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office, flanked by his entire Cabinet. Do you agree that it is the greatest team in human history, and it's not even close? A. Yes B. Nope

@AndieAndie54183 M*A*S*H

Why do people bend when the blades are evidently higher than them? I'm curious 😫😂

Trump: "The cost of cheese, butter, potatoes, and fruit -- many many other products -- is lower today than when I took office. Eggs are down 60%. Beef is starting to come down. They wanted to have less cattle in the country for environmental reasons. These are sick people. It has something to do with gas."

@imscottjames @RockyAtotheK I was mocking the OP; didn't think it was that difficult to see.

@Standard_Comics @RockyAtotheK

Laviticus 18:22 says don't be gay. Can I get an Amen? 🙏

@imscottjames @RockyAtotheK "Laviticus"

@RockyAtotheK Oh, you follow Leviticus?

@RockyAtotheK "Laviticus"? Is that from "The Holey Bibble"?

@EricLDaugh Which is which?

🚨 JUST IN: First Lady Melania Trump just WALKED OUT with an American-built humanoid robot at the White House, for a Fostering the Future AI education event Classiest first lady ever 🇺🇸

@PressSec Nah, I'll just make up my own lies, thanks.

I will be hosting a press briefing at 1:00PM ET today. Tune in! 🇺🇸

@LucasSa56947288 I believe that's the "Rest your pruney balls on my chin, oh Orange One" pose.

Look at Pete Hegseth! What kind of pose is he doing?

who is the greatest television character ever made?

Who is your favourite Star Trek Character... I'll Start: Sisko

@DougWahl1 Works on commission? No, money down!

TRUMP STIFF'S UK POLICE! Donald Trump is refusing to pay a $900,000 bill for police protection during his UK visit last September. The money is needed to compensate officers who worked overtime to keep Trump safe. Your Thoughts?

@everymovieplug The Sandbaggers

Name a cancelled tv show that deserves another season.

@RpsAgainstTrump Can I have the $200B then?

Trump: “We won this. This war has been won. The only one that likes to keep it going is the fake news.” Huh??

@StateDept It's not a war, but it's been won. It's not a war, it's an excursion. We need help to take the Strait, but we don't need help. It's all over, but we need $200B in order to continue it.

PRESIDENT TRUMP: The war in Iran has been won. The only one that likes to keep it going is the fake news.

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@benwehrman More importantly, is a heaping plateful of mashed potatoes considered a meal?

We need to talk about Devil's Tower, Wyoming... Did you know that a massive ROOT SYSTEM was discovered under it via seismic readings? Confirmed: This is NOT a rock formation. It's a gigantic, ancient, petrified TREE 🤯🌲 Follow up question: Who—or what—cut this thing down? 😳