Time for a reset.

@Cazarellee @strangerous10 Sounds like an admission of failure. The board should sack her.

@strangerous10 So she's the boss and doesn't know this stuff? Yeah, right.

David Pocock beside himself as Shell’s Cecile Wake insists she doesn’t know Shell’s revenue, or how much gas they export, while she fronts an inquiry on Gas Exports. Sarah Hanson-Young: “What did you think we were going to be asking you about today?” 🔥🙄 #auspol

@robynbryant33 Said like an ex school teacher.

For the love of God, use your full stops.

@MrJamesMay How is that a problem?

The problem with US to UK jetlag is that I wake up feeling it’s time for a gin. Jamesgin.com

@aussiesoph Food of the gods.

Righto, calm down bitches, take a breath, relax, everything is gonna be okay - you rage baited donkeys. Vegemite with fkn butter on savoys 💃🏼

@quiet_homeboy I disagree.

I do think that I would be a good trophy wife it’s just that it would be a participation trophy

@moonyeyed You've got this!

@sanandreafault Please.

Earthquake tomorrow

@moonyeyed Take care.

@Dirtwork1972 Good for a week or so.

That should do it

@merkin_about Wordle 1,768 4/6* 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,768 6/6* ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Phew

@sueytweets @SocialPiranha3 That's about the limit of me being civilised until my knee is sorted.

@SocialPiranha3 Well done 👍

Showered. Please clap.

@JoPlanetEarth @call_me_tomasso You'd think that when you get someone to sit in on all your classes, and sit your exams, you'd get someone better. Trump always hires the best. Oh, wait a minute. That explains everything.

@call_me_tomasso He was either not trying, or incapable. Did he even finish?

Kharplonque!

@sueytweets Hope your day improved.

You know it isn’t good when you have been awake for 2 hours / your jaw hurts from clenching & you’re already frustrated & annoyed at the day

@RandomBunnyTalk My next day is 50% 2 day or more.

@SandyHorne61 There is also the electric iron ore train that never needs charging.

A lot of people are laughing about the idea of electric trucks. However ... whether you like it or not ... it's happening ... bhp.com/news/media-cen…

@sueytweets That's not another country. That's another planet.

Post a pic of you in another country In Disney World

@AntiTrumpCanada @Dazzaat I'll enjoy watching him catch fire while he is doing it. Imagine. Trump reading.

This stupid cunt who’s broken all Ten Commandments is gonna read the Bible tomorrow in the Oval Office.

@Docsthename Why is it that no one will, when they are going there anyway?

I really would appreciate it if someone would go to toilet for me.

@ginandchips Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday to me. 66!

@ginandchips Need to update your bio.