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@itspineconexo it's capped in canada, in the states it was double 💀

i thought a celsius would have more than 140mg of caffeine if i'm honest but maybe i'm just baristabrained

@itspineconexo wtf!

dawg they got 23 of my fucking songs training ai what do i do

@TransLink do you guys intend to reinstall the garbage bins at downtown skytrain stations

@itspineconexo do mushrooms next

got a tarot reading and it genuinely didn't tell me anything i didn't already at least kind of know intuitively this time. is this healing and advancement

@itspineconexo i did this an hour ago but with unscented

i'm a real freak i wash my whole body with peppermint dr bronners and im soft as fuck

vancouver: my mayor chinese, my bagel shop also owned by the mayor for some reason,

@xoxopinecone put oysters in your big way hot pot pot

annual oyster craving just hit

@xoxopinecone montreal is only a few hours drive

might fuck around and move to toronto for at least a part of 2027

@xoxopinecone soms — spawn of my sibling

been thinking this but i've estranged myself from all my aunts and uncles except one pair so they just get the pass at this point

@xoxopinecone do you tell them you want to play a game

why do i sext like jigsaw

@xoxopinecone that's why u need a sword

they don't tell you that being autistic and weird ur whole life and then finishing puberty and your body fat settles in a perfect hourglass and everyone's in your dms all of a sudden is actually like being attacked from all angles with blades

@xoxopinecone 🏃‍♂️💨

when ur friend shaves their head and u get to smack their big bald head Lol

@KIRUCHl happy bday!

MAGA husbands and their Filipino wives

@TransLink can you guys fix your live bus tracking on google maps — it's getting real tiresome waiting 40 minutes for the next 601 out of south delta

@xoxopinecone should have told him about the kombucha

@TRIGRVM___ i didn't even get to ring him up it was my coworker. i was staring though!

just saw the most beautiful man at my job buying peppers HIIIIIIIII HI HELLOO HELLOOOOOOO

@xoxopinecone swag

why does translink bc follow oomf 😭😭

@xoxopinecone hopefully not in montreal

i need to be kissed expeditiously

@xoxopinecone what the fuck!

got lowballed so hard for this gig and only took it for my regular rate. they present me the cheque after my set and it's half of what i agreed to. Dude what the fuck!!!!!!!! i have a band to pay😭😭😭😭