Greg Tepper

@morrisoncrying I might go with Parasite but Oppenheimer is a very reasonable pick too. What’s wild is there are a couple here that I just…never thought about again after seeing them.

Oppenheimer

*slowly deletes “more like Low Point amirite” tweet from drafts*

Sorry, folks, no "Texas Football Today" this afternoon — @__vna has a severe case of March Madness. We're back Monday. Love you.

@BLSamJones62 My 7-year-old thinks it’s a lock.

@Tepper I'm a Longhorn and I'm not that sure against BYU.

answer key leaked

@StephStradley @SouthwestAir In a world of plain baseball caps, they were wearing a cowboy hat, and people loved them for it. Now they’re just wearing the same cap as everyone else.

I think the hardest part about @SouthwestAir is the people who loved them deep, loved its Texas friendly heart. Last airline that didn’t make you feel like a broke person even if you were broke broke. Nobody likes a bidness that makes them feel broke even if they are doing ok. Was easy doing business from city to city. I feel bad for the SWA customer service people because they get a bunch of mess said to them online, and they have no control over the changes. They didn’t choose to force people to sit together when there’s open seats, make it harder for the employees of SWA to do their jobs. Like I promised to get a SWA credit card if they make the airline more easy and fast again. Like fast easy to buy tix, planes load and take off fast. Less bad friction, more fun. Airlines are credit card companies now, make that good. Right now, their credit card reminds me of past sweeter days of taking a bag and a golf bag, treated like the Texas Kings and Queens that we are. Not a nickel and a dime. I need SWA to work for all of us but specifically Texas. I can’t have you making Texans sad because they remember when you were more friendly. Like when a Texas bidness becomes less friendly, it hurts extra. @TravelingTexans need all of the modes of transportation to work better for us. We big, we are global, we need to fly free about the country, world, and to the moon. Anyhow, you know all this, not interested in a debate or more mean words. Just sharing words online, please impress me. Best way to impress me about anything is to make it Actually Good for everybody. Easy and hard to do. 😎🙌♥️🙏🏻

Team USA struck out 25 times in the WBC semifinal and final. Woof.

the fact that this is trending has to be the work of grok amato 🙏🙏🙏 @OCATCOfficial

NEW Tep & Stepp! 🚨 @Tepper, @Matt_Stepp817 & @__vna recap the latest #TXHSFB coaching changes, plus which 2025 State Champions are most likely to repeat in 2026. 👀 For subscribers 🎧 texasfootball.com/article/2026/0…

Behold: a new episode of Tep & Stepp. @Matt_Stepp817 and I recap some of the big-time #TXHSFB coaching changes, then handicap each state champs' chances of repeating in 2026. Heroically produced by @__vna. texasfootball.com/article/2026/0…

It’s one of the most stressful times of the year. It’s #MarchMadness. I joined @Tepper on Texas Football Today to break down my (hopefully perfect) bracket. WATCH: youtu.be/GQH5pRQp8wg?si…

@HartleyRhonda @dctf @__vna @malloryhartley I hope my disappointment came through on camera

@dctf @Tepper @__vna @malloryhartley @malloryhartley does your father know? 💔

Texas Football Today is LIVE! 🚨 - Headlines from across #TXHSFB, including 10-6A's unique new coaching tie. - The Fourth Annual TFT Bracketology Special. 🏀 - DFW domination at #UILState Boys Basketball. @Tepper | @__vna | @malloryhartley x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Shoutout to the brave anonymous stranger who subscribed me to The Albany (TX) News. It’s perfect.

Not even a borderline call.

That…is not a strike.

Mizzou in St. Louis?!?!

On Cinema At The Cinema is essentially impossible to succinctly explain at this point, and I love it so, so much.

Tomorrow’s a big day for TimHeads and GreggHeads alike.

@maroonish99 I've highlighted the key phrase in the Tweet to which you replied.

@Tepper What?

I’m Greg Tepper, and this is “taking my 7- and 4-year-old sons to H-E-B by myself on a Saturday afternoon.” Welcome to Jackass.

@maroonish99 every day is saturday?

@Tepper You mean doing what mothers do everyday?