El Jefe

You wanna know where I stand on the political spectrum? I voted myself for President.

@GOP__Ls This is nothing new. They killed my wife's culinary school friend by not giving him his diabetes meds for the entire time they had him. By the time they released him, he was ketoacidotic and died not too long after. Of course, ICE denies responsibility. The gallows for them.

🚨 ICE tortured a man to death, then covered it up. An investigation has now ruled the man's passing was a homicide.

@ecchivera "Excuse me, beautiful lady, but that's my wife's seat. Mind just moving down one?"

you're 5 beers deep at a dive bar and I sit next to you like this, wyd

@jasoncfprince @BradfemlyWalsh If Keanu Reeves is a trans man, you're NOT a raging idiot buffoon who should take his damn meds.

@BradfemlyWalsh Also an FTM inverted being. Female clavicles and weird low pecs. If ya know ya know.

Apparently the young people are up in arms about how 'gross' Keanu Reeves looked on holiday recently with his top off. Bearing in mind that he's 61, FFS. So, ladies and gents of a certain age, would you?

@Jimmyrich91298 @JoshUltra @emmamurabito You mean the guy that couldn't keep his first wife when he was LITERALLY the only man on Earth? She'd rather fuck demons instead. Adam, The First Cuck.

@TheCubones @JoshUltra @emmamurabito Eve came from Adam buttercup

I can think of a million reasons why this would be a horrible idea

@Jimmyrich91298 @JoshUltra @emmamurabito Women don't come from ribs, you imbecile. But I can see why you think like that, when you act like fucking dirt.

@JoshUltra @emmamurabito Yall just come from our ribs no big deal 😂

@baefakemon @MahawavyyNSFW This is from 2001. I'm inclined to believe the man.

@MahawavyyNSFW thats what tajiri said, but lets be honest, there is something more eye-catching

I redesigned jynx... to be a penguin? first, the idea was to transform the stereotypical lips into a beak, and the hair as a wig to gyaru inspo. og black color is resignified. some dex says she sounds like a human, so why not a penguin pretending to be one? she will evolve...

@RonFilipkowski I'm trying to melt the @WhiteHouse with a comically oversized magnifying glass

OK, who was it? Come clean.

Do not want.

@Lux__007 @ach48764 Maybe she's just a small Asian woman. I went to high school with a young-faced Mexican girl who's like 4'10" and has barely aged since we graduated back in 2009. Petit women exist, and I see no problem with finding them attractive. Their brains have developed fully, no?

@ach48764 okay but WHY do they have to look like little girls

Oh.

@foxmotivation1 @Drazala @WhiteHouse Get an education.

@Drazala @WhiteHouse Do you recognize a mam who can't speak during a debate as President? A man who forced a shot that kills people? Hmmmm.

IT’S HAPPENED!!!

@WhiteHouse Disgusting. I can't wait for this man to be arrested and dragged before the Hague. I'd assist, if I could. The Americans of 1776 would most certainly 8647.

@Memn077 @1goodtern New York Leftie here, the local news has been nothing but "here's all the patriotic stuff you can attend this weekend!" We dropped the NYE ball seven times to mark midnight today in each time zone, with a countdown for each. Now behold my shorts, and eat them.

@1goodtern Not even 20 years ago this could be a right or left gathering. Now American flags and patriotism are only things the right does. The left has lost its collective mind

You couldn't make this up. If you plotted this in a movie or TV show it would seem too ridiculous and unsubtle.

@jeffreyrains04 @SarahLarchmont You insist this happened, but have absolutely no evidence of it. Trump is just mad that he lost, and isn't man enough at all to accept when he doesn't get his way. Biden doesn't have a damn thing to prove, because "guilty until proven innocent" is not how our country operates.

@TheCubones @SarahLarchmont Nope and Biden can't prove it was clean. The evidence was all covered up.

He tried overturning a fair and free election and pardoned people that tried murdering cops.

@sincerelytoii @DailyLoud Your family tree is a fucking wreath, and you pay to post on a free website. Fuck you and your mother who is also your cousin.

@TheCubones @DailyLoud Well dumb bitch don't reply to me stupid ass

34 year old Man arrested after filming himself doing drive-by shootings with a 'high-powered, motorized' water gun

@USAttyPirro Stupid fucking show trial to hide a shit pool job from a probable sex pest. This bitch is a waste of my tax money.

One of the ugliest crimes is vandalizing the monuments that tell America’s story. The Reflecting Pool is one of them. If you vandalize it, you will face consequences.

@jeffreyrains04 @SarahLarchmont Trump can't prove it's not 🤷

@SarahLarchmont You can't prove the election was free and fair.

@AnimexTwts Knights of Sidonia did a similar concept where there are males and females but also an in-between where they get to chose which puberty they experience.

WHAT 😭

@sincerelytoii @DailyLoud I answered for myself, and ONLY myself. It's hot out. Fuck outta here with the rest of that shit, I'm not reading that

@TheCubones @DailyLoud What about a woman with breast is it possible she may not want to be wet? What about hair and make up? What if it isn't water it's an EVIL mf because we all know strangers are nice hence why my comment section is full of mean ass replies when you can find the comment u agree with

@sincerelytoii @DailyLoud I would fucking welcome it, it's hot as fuck over here right now Also, I keep a spare set in my locker at work

@DailyLoud This is equivalent to spitting on someone. Imagine being on your way to work and this guy ruins your uniform and you have to say a guy with a water gun lol

@upliftoptimisic @pokemon_psts

@TheCubones @pokemon_psts I have no idea who that is