The Mighty Pathos

Dear frozen pizza companies, some of us will never put the pizza directly on the oven rack. Please include alternate instructions.

@SirBylHolte So...unrealistic vs. someone we probably all know.

Compare and contrast: Wonder Woman 2017: Defiant Beautiful Hair combed Proud of her body Ready to fight evil SUPERGIRL 2026: Dumpy Unhappy Post-coital hair Keeps eyes covered Ashamed of her body Which hero would you pay to see?

@carleyloverrr @Sadik_of_web3 @adickson1975 You failed the test. Two I's.

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@RobustFeed Is that really the spoon you use with that huge pot?

Are all men the same? Or is it just my husband?

@Master_Of_Coins RUSH fans can laugh at that.

No lies detected.

@wakeupusa You obviously don't know many people.

I might lose followers over this but Taylor Swift is one of the most obnoxious people on the planet. Prove me wrong

“I never thought I’d live to see the day when the right wing would become the cool ones giving the middle finger to the establishment, and the left wing becoming the snivelling self-righteous twats, going around shaming everyone.” - John Lydon, The Sex Pistols

@TheCinesthetic I watched this with a friend. When the credits started rolling, he noticed Bowie's name just as it was about to scroll by and said to me "Where the hell was Bowie?" Sign of a good performance.

David Bowie as Nikola Tesla in THE PRESTIGE (2006) feels like Nolan discovering a cheat code. The second Bowie appears, the character instantly carries the kind of mystery and gravitas the film needs. Every scene with him has an almost mythical quality.

@nikicaga I assume they're all Snyderbros who are still butthurt Zack isn't making shitty DC movies anymore.

Wait why do chuds hate Milly Alcock now I thought they'd be happy about a pretty blonde girl??

@Zigmanfreud What a stupid take.

It feels like Taylor Swift decided to go to the Knicks game tonight just so she could see if her “dick” was big enough to somehow score four impossible court-side seats for her and her friends from a team/city she has no real connection to… And it was.

@itzjoshuajake How do you know he's homeless and not just a passed out drunk?

Hollywood Millionaire Ben Stiller Who Advocates for Higher Taxes on the Wealthy, Walks Past a Homeless Man on His Way to $100,000+ Courtside NBA Final Seats. This Explains New York Perfectly 😂

@BigBrainBizness Back before we got Superman Returns I thought William Fichtner would make a great Superman. Sometimes when the camera angle is right, he can look just like Christopher Reeve.

Actor William Fichtner explains how the lowest point of his career, long before his success, became the turning point that kept him going: He shares a moment from his early days in New York when everything he'd worked for felt like it was slipping away. "I think I was 30 years old and I was in New York and I hit the end of the road. I ran out of money. I had no commercial residual. I had nothing." After a few years of scraping by, a little money in theater and a few residuals from commercials, he had to go back to waiting tables. And it crushed him to compare himself to everyone he'd come up with: "I felt like I was falling backwards and I was 30 now. Everybody that I knew I graduated college with [had] a company car and I was just... it was depressing." He describes the morning he went to ask for a brunch shift at the White Horse Tavern in the West Village, a place he knew people went to: "I woke up. I was brushing my teeth. I started crying. I really was. I was walking that street going, 'Just, it's all right, man. It's all right. You're not falling backwards. You're not going off the end of the earth.'" On the walk, it got worse before it got better. He passed someone from his past: "I passed a guy that I hadn't seen in a couple of years that was like kind of like an old friend. And I said hi to him and he walked by and he just kind of looked at me like he didn't recognize me. It was horrible. It was just horrible." Then he walked into the restaurant, and the manager met him with hostility, telling him he was on the schedule the day before, hadn't even started, and was already fired. But instead of breaking him, it freed him: "I said, 'Thank you.' I walked out of there. I said, 'I have absolutely nothing right now and I'm feeling so good and I'm not working at your f****** restaurant today, buddy.'" He went home to find a place to re-energize. Looking back, that brutal day became a great one: "Just great, great day." The lowest point can feel like proof you're failing, but sometimes it's just part of the process. Years before his success, that morning could have ended his career. Instead it became the turning point that kept him going.

@KimsRustyWheels I've not seen any negativity. All I've seen is people embracing her. Maybe I'm just not looking hard enough.

The amount of angry men (and one weird woman) I've seen hating on Anika is showing ppl still think women aren't serious players...even claiming it's a backing track. 🙄

@ItsJustJames85 @BrieLaronVOL2 Dude, still being butthurt because she said something negative about male movie critics 10 years ago isn't really a good look. Might want to get over it and move on.

@BrieLaronVOL2 She's a cunt of the highest order

🤤Brie Larsons rack

@grandeslivs Dumbest take ever.

she's pushing 40 and still obsessed with acting like a teenager my god she needs to grow up we're tired

@wtfahhh0 This guy apparently has a major hard on for trying to convince people Milly isn't hot.

Rating SUPERGIRL by looks, am i right?

@ThrillaRilla369 lol @prodigy here.

If your first email was some @ yahoo, @ hotmail, or @ msn address… you’re officially internet OG. You survived dial-up screeches, AIM away messages, and Geocities pages that took 45 seconds to load. The rest of us are just guests in your timeline. Respect. 🔥

@xNight5talkerx Shame she never really showed them off that much until she got the reduction.

Christina Ricci has a boob tattoo??

@TheExtremeMusi1 Please tell me they played that live at least once over the decades.

Did you know the Rolling Stones recorded a Rice Krispies jingle in 1964? Just found out today... 😜

@AlecLace How do you know the guy's homeless and not just a passed out drunk?

🚨 HYPOCRISY ALERT Ben Stiller urged New Yorkers to “do something” about homelessness Today he walked straight past a homeless man on the street like he didn’t exist. “Are you enjoying a home right now?” Stiller asks. “Thousands of others can’t.” Another Hollywood Fraud