corey witt

I loved the #HalftimeShow by Maroon Fickelback! #SuperBowl2019

@richardmarx You just made me kiss my phone. (Don’t make it awkward.)

Bring on the hate but, especially in the internet age, if you’re a person born and raised in the US and you still don’t understand the difference between “your” and “you’re” or “there” and “they’re,” “you’re” just a lazy, fucking dumbass.

Pardon me while I strip down to my jeans and sneakers while performing next to people in North Face coats #AdamLevine #SuperBowlLIII

@jhspedals Aaaaaand @SweetwaterSound sales take a *slight* dip...

Indiana is basically like being on a distant planet that has no warmth or heart.

@SouthwestAir Gotta say, Wanda/Kevin at Gate 49, HOU are LEGIT. They're a testament to what makes your airline THE ONE I love. Thank You!

@SouthwestAir THIS is why I'm devoted. Mrs. Holmes and Mr. Marines at HOU called me to drive back. They saved me. BEST. AIRLINE. EVER.

@SouthwestAir Thank you. I understand that my bonehead move doesn't constitute a crisis on your end. I appreciate anything y'all can do.

@SouthwestAir doing that now... Not to sound like a prima donna, but was hoping A-List Preferred got me more attention than online forms.

@SouthwestAir Just landed on #465 SNA > HOU. Left MacBook Pro on plane. HOU crew not interested in helping. Plane now headed to Tampa. HELP.

My friend just called this a drumshart. #drumshart instagram.com/p/-5aFguNlEZ/

I'm 1,000% positive that she's crushing on me. #nbd instagram.com/p/-49XjtNlFN/

Composing for a video game today and, in this moment, I'm pretty ticked that I never learned to play… instagram.com/p/-rqhkitlC8/

This young man right here was born 18 years ago today. I was so nervous, so scared, and so unsure of… instagram.com/p/-g7eOqNlMc/

#dadconversations instagram.com/p/-g5XQ8NlIU/

Batman has his cave; I have mine. instagram.com/p/-grr0qNlNM/

Might've taken this while driving. Looks like the sun was searching the water for something. instagram.com/p/-fYYkBNlK3/

What is this, A TABLE FOR ANTS??? #pco instagram.com/p/-fQqLPtlO2/

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/-QbM6aNlOZ/

Signs on the wall in an Asbury Park, NJ pub instagram.com/p/-QbGj6tlOQ/

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/-QbA1uNlOL/