Tim Parker

@anon_opin Sugar or tea in your coffee and you’re not an adult, but if you judge strangers over such utter trivia then you are an adult? Have I got that right?

If you still put sugar in your tea or coffee then you're not an adult

@pattonoswalt @UnionChapelUK Also, the Cotswolds is a nice area. Worth taking a peek at Sussex and Yorkshire as well (although not on the same day - they’re at different ends of the country).

@pattonoswalt @UnionChapelUK I expect you to guest on at least five podcasts discussing Ghostwatch while you’re over here.

@BladeoftheS My choice would be Tennant regardless, with a few choice exceptions, most of whom i know personally, of who the other choice was Oddly, the same is true of Badenoch, in that there are very few people, none of whom I know personally, who I wouldn’t stand with in preference to her

Who are you standing with? Kemi Badenoch or David Tennant.

@Saffronbaptist @BladeoftheS As a fellow resident of Saffron Walden, I feel your pain.

@JaneyGodley Awful news, so sorry for your loss.

Earlier this morning Janey passed away in her sleep. Her family were with her. The love and support from all her friends and fans during this cancer journey brought her enormous joy. It has also been a huge comfort to us, her family and close friends, thank you.

@VikesTrophyCase @projectboy229 @timecaptales Your choice was some guy holding a trophy.

@projectboy229 @timecaptales Ever?

In your opinion, what is the single greatest photograph in history?

@barnesy_uk @mark_bonnar Quite easy to replicate though

@mark_bonnar Alas its no more

Peanut butter and marmite..

@Jimllpaintit Never really understood people wanting to keep the gender of their baby a surprise until the big day. It’s not like there are many options - the midwife is highly unlikely to say to them ‘Congratulations, you have a bouncing baby giraffe’.

@rose_matt Hi Matt. Loved your video from a while back of Netflix mismatched film titles and photos. Just browsing iPlayer and spotted one coming up on BBC4. I think Melvyn Bragg is the one on the left, but I’m not totally sure.

@JamesCleverly You’re really not the greatest advert for the concept of nominative determinism are you?

Weak, weak, weak! Labour lied to get into office. Said they’d be whiter than white, said they wouldn’t put up taxes, said they’d stand up to the EU, said that they be patriotic. All lies! bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@ThatNeilMartin What’s worse is that it was only one week from retiring as well.

"let's get out of here" has been usurped.

@elfbatross She’s my local MP. As I’m sure you can imagine, we’re all so, so proud.

@digitalplantpot @TheMekon_Venus @Blakes7Diary You ok hun?

@TheMekon_Venus @Blakes7Diary This is what happens when you let Satanic Marxists infiltrate media and arts. They corrupt, twist and erase it, as is their modus operandi to do so! The BBC will need an exorcism before it begins to make anything wholesome again

“There was a history of racism with the original Toymaker.” “There's a problem with Davros in that he's an evil wheelchair user. I had problems with that.” “Sutekh is guilty of cultural appropriation.” So why bring them back in rapid succession? Write something new! #DoctorWho

@GoldenAgeGeeks @Blakes7Diary Well I’m just glad that everybody has a sense of perspective regarding these issues.

@Blakes7Diary “Evil cannot create anything new, it can only distort and destroy what has been invented or made by the forces of good” - J.R.R. Tolkien

Carrion Sergeant #replaceCarryOnwithCarrion

@JaneyGodley I knew there’s a reason why we don’t see Timmy Mallet on the tv anymore.

Pro uk twitter.com/am4r___/status…

@TheCinesthetic Diane Morgan

who do you think has been the funniest female actress in this generation?

@ArfurSmith Marmite?

I’m taking the Balham rocket to spend a few days on Mars. Any tips on what I should pack?

@Jimllpaintit I do that sometimes, but usually when I’ve scrolled through hundreds of replies, all the time thinking ‘nobody’s said the thing that I’m going to say yet’, only for the very last post to be exactly that.