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Toby Michaels

@TobyMichaelsTM

Singer. Songwriter. Beard.

Nairn 参加日 Ekim 2010
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Toby Michaels
Toby Michaels@TobyMichaelsTM·
It would mean the world to me if anyone seeing this post could check out my new song and lemme know what you think ❤️ youtu.be/w89ukzmKbb0?si…
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Toby Michaels
Toby Michaels@TobyMichaelsTM·
@AmericanCuler @gergmitch Scotland topped their European Qualification Group to qualify and this lad thinks the expanded format helped us qualify 🤣 I wouldn't trust his bitter, non factual, fantasy land opinion as far as I could throw him. And my back is fucked...so it wouldnae be very far 🤣🤣
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Jr@AmericanCuler·
@gergmitch Scotland being there is your objection? Not Haiti, Curacao or New Zealand?
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Greg
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This World Cup is already a drag. 48 teams is a terrible idea, only benefiting the sponsors, FIFA's pockets, and Scotland. On paper, England v Croatia is probably the most competitive game yet, and that'll be almost a week into the tournament.
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Toby Michaels
Toby Michaels@TobyMichaelsTM·
@theoldzealand Rumours have it Valencia in Spain was named after he conquered the area.
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Zealand@theoldzealand·
The year is 2026 and I'm still watching Enner Valencia in the World Cup
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Toby Michaels@TobyMichaelsTM·
@theoldzealand I do concede they are a good team. But 2000 to 2010 was a golden generation for them. (Drogba, Touré X2 etc etc)
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Zealand@theoldzealand·
@TobyMichaelsTM I dunno they're kinda back, won AFCON in 2023 and absolutely cooked in qualifying
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Zealand@theoldzealand·
Crazy Ivory Coast fact: They have never made the knockouts at the World Cup
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Toby Michaels
Toby Michaels@TobyMichaelsTM·
@MoeMaloney1966 @MDMorrison82 As we say over here. "We love a good scran!" (Scran being food haha) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Plus, the amount of alcohol they must be consuming, they need to soak it up 🤣
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Toby Michaels
Toby Michaels@TobyMichaelsTM·
@theoldzealand Need to find a way to get you the BBC and ITV broadcasts so you can experience some of the sh*te we deal with from time to time too 🤣 (and some brilliant moments too)
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Zealand@theoldzealand·
In case you missed it
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Zealand@theoldzealand·
Announcers just spent 10 minutes making jokes about how Japan was never going to win a header only for Japan to score from a header to tie the match
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Sky News@SkyNews·
A group of Scots in a Boston Airbnb went viral after they were filmed playing the bagpipes last week at 6:30am Now, with a win under Scotland's belt, they tell @jamesmatthewsky about the love they've received - including doughnuts and 12 bottles of whisky trib.al/WkOkffD
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From Airdrie with Love
From Airdrie with Love@YukMinster·
@JohnSwinney @MassGovernor First Minister of Scotland is the equivalent of mayor of some backwoods podunk shitstain in West Virginia. You're a joke, Swinney. Always looking to get something for you and/or your party at someone else's expense. The grift goes on.
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John Swinney
John Swinney@JohnSwinney·
Such wonderful support for Scotland from Governor Maura Healey @MassGovernor. Thank you for your warm welcome. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Governor Maura Healey@MassGovernor

Congrats on the win, @ScotlandNT! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Between the bagpipes, the kilts, and thousands of Scotland fans turning Boston into their home away from home, the Tartan Army has made quite an impression on Massachusetts. It’s only fitting that I have my own kit and tartan for the next match.

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Toby Michaels
Toby Michaels@TobyMichaelsTM·
@KevinMeredith @JWalters314 You just said "weenies" without a hint of irony, and you are not 5 years old 🤣 "Masculinity restored"? Your president is a paedo
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Kevin Meredith
Kevin Meredith@KevinMeredith·
Europe can't even wipe its own butt without our help. Do you really think we care what Europe thinks? This is masculinity being restored to respectability; so of course Europe hates it. And weenies like you hate it too. But nobody cares. America is refusing to be scolded for having fun, and for celebrating our adventurous American spirit. It's the strongest sign yet that capons like you have lost the culture wars. You don't have to watch the UFC. There's always Canadian women's curling for castrati like you to get excited about.
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Jamie Walters, CAIA
Jamie Walters, CAIA@JWalters314·
The European mind understands it perfectly. This is what imperial decadence looks like: public institutions converted into branded spectacle, civic memory replaced by adrenaline theater, and the People’s House turned into a content backdrop for regime propaganda. The joke is not that Europe cannot comprehend it. The joke is that America no longer recognizes what it is becoming.
Mike Lee@BasedMikeLee

The European mind cannot comprehend this

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Toby Michaels
Toby Michaels@TobyMichaelsTM·
@Malcolm_Offord Match the government donation with one of your houses you gammon wank 👍 I'm happy for my taxes to go to causes that help those in need of support.
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Malcolm Offord MSP
Malcolm Offord MSP@Malcolm_Offord·
Again throwing public money around like it’s his own – the income tax bill of 62 nurses all in one go. It's a great charity and I was also there to support it. But if he wants a photo opportunity John Swinney should donate out of his own pocket like the rest of us.
First Minister@ScotGovFM

At a @streetsoccerSCO fundraising event in Boston, First Minister @JohnSwinney announced £275,000 for the charity to expand its free football and wellbeing sessions, helping people access mental health, employment and housing support. More ➡️ gov.scot/news/inspiring…

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Amanda Kennerly
Amanda Kennerly@MandyKennerly·
@TobyMichaelsTM As a soccer mom I've seen a few struggle games like that, I wanted to give them all Gatorade and Little Debbie snacks at halftime. 😄⚽️
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Amanda Kennerly
Amanda Kennerly@MandyKennerly·
Yeah, that's what I thought too; as difficult as possible, but with a lucky break, that match was exhausting to watch from the couch, Scotland deserves a beer or several. 🍺🍺🍺🍺⚽️
Toby Michaels@TobyMichaelsTM

@MDMorrison82 Did it the Scottish way! As difficult as possible 🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Credit to Haiti. They are clearly a good team just needing some cutting edge in attack!

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Toby Michaels
Toby Michaels@TobyMichaelsTM·
@MDMorrison82 He's one of our own, he's one of our own...Mike McMorrison...he's one of our own 🎶🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Mike Morrison
Mike Morrison@MDMorrison82·
The Scots say I’ve been adopted. I say I’ve been rescued.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥺
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Seventus@seventus_·
@theoldzealand Tbh they were robbed of a pen for handball, but otherwise they were lacking quality up front. Haiti can be proud tho because they were attacking relentlessly
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Zealand@theoldzealand·
Game 7 Scotland: this had to be three points and it was, in Scotland fashion, absolutely hard earned and gutted out. One more point puts them in the knockouts Haiti: it’s been 52 years but feels like longer, a country that needs something to be proud of, and they can be proud of this, they played toe to toe with a European World Cup team, and will be fine in the next two matches — hope they score soon
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Barstool Sports@barstoolsports·
A bunch of drunk Scotsmen partying in the same harbor where the founding fathers dumped tea is what the World Cup is all about
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John Swinney
John Swinney@JohnSwinney·
Scotland, you have done us proud. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙
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Toby Michaels
Toby Michaels@TobyMichaelsTM·
@SilverNumber1 MON THE SCOTLAND(the more important game in America this evening) 😅🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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John Silver
John Silver@SilverNumber1·
LETS FUCKIN GO KNICKS!!
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Toby Michaels
Toby Michaels@TobyMichaelsTM·
@EwenDCameron Haiti are very clearly better than their ranking! First time I have ever seen Scotland win in a world cup so I'll take it!! 🥹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Ewen Cameron
Ewen Cameron@EwenDCameron·
🇭🇹 Haiti 0 Scotland 1 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 That was such a tough watch. A win is a win and that’s all that matters but f**k me we made Haiti, the 83rd ranked team in the world, look like Argentina. I pray our lack of goals tonight doesn’t come back to haunt us. Morocco next. #Scotland
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