Todd Behrendt

@BrainAblaze Telemedicine is the greatest. Most of my quarterly visits can be conducted via the comfort of my own home. No waiting rooms required!

Managing #epilepsy usually requires A LOT of waiting rooms. -- How do you usually pass the time waiting for your appointments? #EpilepsyAwareness

@atrupar Thank you Mr. President for explaining a word most kindergarteners have a grasp on.

Trump: "It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."

@DodgersNation Dodgers need to get younger, shouldn’t move Mookie off short (they moved him out of the outfield to minimize wear and tear), should use Edmonds at second to keep him healthy. Get a corner outfielder instead.

Corey Seager could be on the trade market this winter… do you think the Dodgers could and should try to put together a package for him? 👀

@Acyn See, I think America will be doomed if we become any of the states that take more money from the federal government than they give back in taxes.

Hannity: America will be doomed if we become New York, and New Jersey, and California, and Illinois.

@DodgersNation Pass this message along to Caleb Joseph

A Blue Jays analyst on the Dodgers winning the World Series: "I think the better team did not win this series. ... It’s disheartening to see that the better team did not win."😳😳😳 What do you think of these comments?⬇️⬇️ dodgersnation.com/blue-jays-anal…

@DodgersNation Three-way tie between starting pitchers so far. Ohtani can join the mix in Game 4.

Who's your MVP of the NLCS thus far for the Dodgers? si.com/mlb/dodgers/ne…

@seriouslykidwtf @Padres_Burner69 @RangerApologist I think they’ve led MLB in attendance every year since 2012 or 2013. You don’t do that if you’re just casual fans

@Padres_Burner69 @RangerApologist The whole ‘empty stadium’ is so lame .. yes, it was embarrassing for the one game .. the ONE GAME .. The Dodgers LED all of mlb in attendance in 2025 and over the past 5 years on average.. and LA is a baseball town .. “casual fan’ pffft

A map of who America is rooting for in the NLCS:

@atrupar Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Roosevelt and … Trump? One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn’t belong.

Eric Trump: "He deserves the Nobel Price Prize so many times over. I've been in that office for one conversation where he literally stopped a war ... he deserves that Nobel Peace Prize, he deserves to be on Mount Rushmore, and I think in time he'll get both.

@kudzuvine @Acyn One of his children. It varies as to which one (although it’s never Tiffany).

@Acyn People that can ask questions of Trump: 1.) Fox News 2.) MTG’s boyfriend 3.) NewsMax 4.) some rightwing podcaster most of us have never heard of 5.) OANN Who did I miss?

Trump: Quiet! You are really obnoxious. Reporter: I’m not obnoxious, I’m trying to ask you a question Trump: You’re really obnoxious

@DodgersNation Before game or after?

Clayton Kershaw will address the Dodger Stadium crowd on Sunday with a special speech following the news that he’ll retire after this season 😢🐐

@ThatEricAlper “Nobody knows more about building sand castles than me.”

@Acyn It’s entirely possible Trump has never laughed at himself in his entire life

Vance: Democrats, the one thing they should learn from President Trump is to laugh at themselves a little bit. They don't have to be so serious. They don't have to get offended at everything. Sometimes it's actually a good thing to have a sense of humor about our political process.

@Acyn Capitalism would be if we BOUGHT 10% of their company.

Lutnick: Intel agreed to give us 10% of their company—It is not socialism. This is capitalism

Two of the best Python films, which is the best?

@TrueFactsStated What about possibility that the cult lines up behind one of the Trump sons going forward?

Nonsense. When Trump passes the MAGA cult will collapse. No one will follow Vance.

@Acyn “My dog ate the formal request.” And as someone who knows multiple people who lost their homes in the Palisades fire, go to hell, Mike Johnson.

Reporter: Will you commit to including California in any disaster aid package? Johnson: We have not seen the formal request yet. Reporter: The formal request was sent to your office in February.

Hey, @ESPNFC, why is there zero presence on your mobile home page about President Trump hijacking the award ceremony at the FIFA Club World Cup? Not saying it was the story of the game. Just saying it would be nice if you didn’t pretend it didn’t happen.

Bessent downplays the instability of the US dollar: "I can tell you that it's natural for currencies to go up and down. What we've seen is not out of the ordinary -- maybe the speed with which it happened, but ... "

@atrupar If they were doing what was best for Americans, wouldn’t they have gotten behind it right away? Or were they aware it was best for Americans, but couldn’t bring themselves to do it without being pressured by Trump. IT CAN’T BE BOTH!

BLITZER: Are Republicans getting behind this bill now because of pressure from President Trump or because it's best for Americans? McCLAIN: I think both

@sportsreiter So you’re addressing the several dozen Knicks fans who are both kind AND reasonable?

My dearest friends, all of you kind and reasonable Knicks fans, so you know ... 👇