The Abyss

Once you actually go outside and talk to normal people, you’ll realize that none of this Twitter shit is real at all

@shitpost_2049 Man has crazier plot armor than any action movie protagonist, holy

@realpfp Imagine spending money to dickride someone else Enjoy my block 😂

You are Loved Mr. President 🇺🇸

@shitpost_2077 It's real 😭

@LocalBateman Cheesecake. I've tried it so many times and the texture is so weird while tasting like expired oreos. I just can't seem to like it ever

@BloxHumor Folk forgot 1738 and 27 🥀

@CreaturePete @Poppy67_ @tufpraise I mean he kinda looks similar to the stereotypical Jesus people know of. I think he was trying to prove a point without doing blackface

The Christian conservative mind cannot fathom someone being simultaneously religious and not hateful

@messedupfoods They didn't even multiply the tip right 💀

Oliver speaks for all of us.

@Cobratate @NYCMayor Your dick's so small that you can identify as a woman

@NYCMayor Very muslim of you.

Today is Trans Day of Visibility. Trans, non-binary, and gender-nonconforming people have always been here — from the hijra of India to the Diné nádleehi to the leaders who built the modern LGBTQIA+ movement here in New York. Your existence is not up for debate. Your lives are not a political issue. We’re fighting for a city where every trans New Yorker can live openly, safely, and with joy.

@Underdog1231_ 💀

all a sudden bro isnt mindblocked 😭 #drag

@ShitpostReels Y'all be hating on ANYTHING 😭

@shitpost_2077 "I really understood that well" 🫩

@RealestMemes_ "I lost a bet"

@PamphletsY Why is this song actually fire

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — TikToker Posed As Trump Fan and Scammed MAGA Followers Out Of $30,000 He Then Made a Video Mocking Trump And Charlie Kirk

@TheInternetFish Found the original

I just figured out that on twitter mobile there’s a frame perfect tech where you can retweet people who have you blocked

Y'all be hating for no reason. This is actually fire