Yukon Cornelius

If y’all aren’t fucking with this, you’re missing this. Holy shit. New life has been brought into every one of these songs. Which I didn’t know was possible. Shane Told is phenomenal. Don’t sleep on this record. @silverstein

So is it three people at all times or only two in the ring for a triple threat tag match? The overwhelming inconsistency when it comes to this match style annoys me so much, make it make sense please. @WWE #MondayNightRaw

#StrangerThings theory I have yet to see from anyone: The Duffer Brothers shot multiple variations of the finale. While people speculated what the ending could be, they paid attention and gave us the finale we all got based on our theories. Explains a lot.

why they gotta say it like that 💀 #WWERaw

I’m at a pretty low point. I doubt anyone will see this, and if so I doubt anything will be said. I’m fearing I’ll be evicted by Monday. My mom is in hospice care. People at my job hate me. Nothing is going well, and I cannot take it anymore.

Tweeting this for future reference. Ch*rlie K*rk will be portrayed as Satan’s new lover in @SouthPark causing a rift between Satan and Tr*mp.

@WWE should just change their abbreviation to WWA. It would stand for “World’s Wealthiest Audience”. Holy christ they’re really pandering to the people they associate with. You know…the 1%? Having to take out a second mortgage for nosebleed seats at SmackDown is gonna be insane.

@scullyitsme I got shit for wearing my Bernie shirt to a VFW one time. It was kinda jarring actually because the bartender was a friend and he went in on me about it. I was just like “dude I wear it because it’s funny, that’s it” but I learned my lesson quick 💀

@WATBenjamin RIP. I got yelled at for wearing a “Minnesotans for Hillary” shirt to a staff meeting in 2016 so I guess I don’t have much room to talk 🤣

I can think of like 8 girls I went to high school with that will buy this as soon as they discover it exists 😖

@scullyitsme Oh god we have one on the 23rd so it’s a very real possibility if that’s the case 🤢

@WATBenjamin Yuk dude they prolly all wear it to the staff meeting too 🤣

“Cry to sleep and fight to eat, I used to be a pro at this and now I’ve broken my own wrist. Rotten teeth and life unsung but you’ll forget me when I’m gone.” Life has a way of reminding you just exactly where you’re at in life in a song. Listen to boysetsfire. Feel something.

@left2reigns I paused a match one night and this was the frame it paused on. Anyone is welcome to use it where they see fit 😂

Alright drop the funniest pic of your favorite WWE superstar 🤭

Love having coworkers that I know for absolute fact that voted T***p posting to their stories on Facebook that World War 3 is gonna happen with a “😢” after. It’s like, maybe you shouldn’t have voted for him.

“Are you still selling the 30 inch tv I’m sorry I sold it a few days ago how about $200 I already sold it sorry $250 I literally do not have it then don’t waste my time. Don’t waaaaaste myyyyy tiiiiime!”

@PrattyRasslin Grande would be worst but think about it. Say he wins and Gable beats Vikingo. He wouldn’t be able to cash on himself and it would good for a laugh, and that’s about it. Women’s is too stacked. It’s tough to pick.

Who is the WORST pick from each match to win the briefcase? #MITB

Big reach but hear me out. El Grande Americano will win the men’s #MITB and here’s why: Chad Gable is facing Hijo Del Vikingo for the AAA Mega Championship at #WorldsCollide. Chad wins. Americano goes to cash on him and can’t because they’re the same person 💀 Hire me, @WWE.

@IamAllElite @AEWonTV @AEW The minuscule amount of posts for this match is astounding to me. I felt like a kid on Christmas morning getting an Nintendo 64 watching this match. Absolute clinic, 10/10.

I dare you to drop a #AEW 10/10 match. I’ll go first.

Crazy to me that the same people who got mad about the “last supper” at the Olympics are the same people totally fine making their profile picture the one of T***p dressed as the pope. Living in this country is tough, man. #makeitmakesense

Predictions ⤵️

Hey @Apple, just saw your commercial during the #SNF game tonight and I used Shazam to find the song used in it and isn’t it weird that your commercial used music that isn’t on the service you advertised?

Played a game of Tecmo Bowl and this is what I got for the @Vikings game outcome. Should be a good one 👌🏻