Mulder, Its Me

All I’m tryna do is eat soup, make out, and charge my phone 🫠

I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

men will be like “have you heard of this??” and it’s something i learned when i was 12

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

Can we stop putting protein in literally everything? Gtfoh with your protein WATER… good luck with your kidney stones

@calebdollar @_6signxxx Why do you want productivity tracked so hard? Unless they’re using the metrics for raises (doubtful) this is just corporate babysitting. Either you trust your employees or you don’t. I would never want to work for a company that doesn’t trust me to do my job.

@_6signxxx Shocking. The dude with a face tattoo is upset an honest jobs tracks productivity instead of letting him play on his phone.

ban this sh!t now and blacklist anyone who worked on it, i’m so serious

Gen Z keeps romanticizing the early aughts but the truth is they’d never be able to handle the homophobia, racism, and exclusion that was rampant in 2000-2009

@FaithFait65300 @itsmejono @SecKennedy @KidRock Holy shit boiling the milk is pasteurizing it. You can’t possibly be that stupid.

@itsmejono @SecKennedy @KidRock It is possible but that is not a reason to have raw milk unavailable for purchase. One can boil the milk at home or make buttermilk.

I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.

babes its summer in february no one gives a fuck about an ai generated pic of you and ur profession pls stop

ever since i was a little girl i've been overstimulated

going to enjoy being one of the last educated people in the post-apocalypse. they're going to bring me scraps of books as I sit by the trash fire, whispering to each other 'garbage sage can see things in the markings' and I will read to them from the Very Hungry Caterpillar

watching the x files for the first time will actually change a person. for the worse

what a time to have an anxiety disorder, a love of history, and a compulsive need to stay informed

MAGA 2021: “You can’t tell me to wear a mask.” “You can’t force a vaccine.” “You can’t make me stay home.” MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply and nothing bad happens.”

and for the lady, perhaps a gun?

@KaCurrie_45 @nicksortor How’s that boot taste

@nicksortor Time for Trump to invoke the insurrection act !

🚨 BREAKING: Rioters are now pouring BUCKETS OF WATER right outside the driveway of ICE Minneapolis in order to make agents SLIP AND FALL when they’re attempting to make arrests This is DISGUSTING. These degenerates are getting away with WAY too much.

@Xylitetime @aaron_clarey @TheJvandy Maybe you’re just a crybaby 🤷‍♀️ I’ve never felt unsafe in Minneapolis

@aaron_clarey @TheJvandy I will second that. Minneapolis is not safe. You have to take the train in to a twins game if you have children. Catch a day game because it's terrible at night. The city has never fully recovered from the riot. It's only gone downhill.

It seems a lot of people think they know Minneapolis now.
Our flaws. Our faults. I hope my neighbors join me in reclaiming the narrative.
 Minneapolis, through the eyes of someone who actually lives here:

@RepPeteStauber God you’re such a fuckin loser

Today, I introduced legislation to overturn Biden's illegal 20-year mining ban on 225,504 acres in Northern Minnesota. Northern Minnesota's Iron Range mined the iron that won this nation two World Wars, and we have the opportunity to lead America's mineral security that will allow us to compete and win in the 21st Century. Reversing the Biden Administration's illegal mining ban will allow us to do just that. Read my full release here: stauber.house.gov/media/press-re…

@going_extinct1 @morninggloria Minneapolis isn’t a state. Hope this helps.

@morninggloria They are doing this everywhere difference is other states are cooperating Minneapolis is not. Happy I could help.

I keep seeing people saying "Why Minneapolis?" I have a theory that I haven't seen people discussing.

it is your fundamental constitutional right to disrespect the government, including cops, and anyone who says the government can punish you for being mean to cops is a traitor to the constitution