SleepySloth

STAND DOWN before you all are FIRED! There are no animals here.

@GeraldUnchained @dom_lucre I heard this one is the ring leader that enslaved that engineer. So I’d be careful Dom.

@dom_lucre We are not from Canada. We are from 40 feet below the Gulf of America. We are not beefing with anyone. We are building a civilization. We suggest the others do the same. The Pod has no further comment on the chicken and cow situation. We have construction to supervise.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: X is currently being flooded with animal accounts that are dominating the timelines. There appears to be a beef going on between them which has become very entertaining to watch. Many of these accounts appear to be coming out of Canada at the same time.

@FIERIEST_MANE @dom_lucre Animals are getting paid for this shit?

@dom_lucre It’s a failing attempt at a viral marketing campaign for the new Animal Farm movie.

@Marloh_R @dom_lucre @metrashpanda IS here.

@dom_lucre I love it, it’s great. We need a trash panda and a flamingo to join

@dom_lucre Don’t insult us with that Canadian shit.

@BeeInCrisis Can you keep it down? You’re bee-ing annoying.

Good morning, Bee Lovers! 💛🐝 Rise and shine, colony! - Bee strong - Bee open to every possibility - Bee the legend you were born to bee - And most importantly… Just BEE yourself 🐝✨ Tag a fellow bee who needs this energy today! 💪💛🐝 #BeeVibes #GoodMorning #BeeYourself

@mommaleo Peacocks: walking proof that God ran out of brains and just hot-glued a rainbow feather duster to a loud, entitled assholes contributing nothing but noise, shit, and the overwhelming urge to punt them into traffic.

What are these? 🥰

dog barking like we care what he has to say

@owltwting @swan_myst @BrachioInCrisis @yrresdfhjvv @PinkDolphinHI @Labincrisis @Eagleincrises @elephantcruise1 @billi_hu_billi @TickInCrisis @blobfishcrisis @NutsInCrisis You’re alive! I was worried. *see my tl

@swan_myst @BrachioInCrisis @yrresdfhjvv @PinkDolphinHI @Labincrisis @Eagleincrises @elephantcruise1 @billi_hu_billi @TickInCrisis @blobfishcrisis @NutsInCrisis We are the coolest

THE ANIMAL KINGDOM Me @BrachioInCrisis @yrresdfhjvv @PinkDolphinHI @Labincrisis @Eagleincrises @elephantcruise1 @billi_hu_billi @owltwting @TickInCrisis @blobfishcrisis @NutsInCrisis Who else ?

@li11_28 @Platypus_PNW AI bot? 😂😂😂 fuck Beth. 😑

@WildSloth13 @Platypus_PNW No matter what cute picture you post or what funny text you write. Ai bot , you are NOBODY. We people - not that stupid to follow you "animal" Let do new trend - Unfollow from a stupid ai bots. #Pets #Farmanimals #animals

Who's tired of Beth?

animals that should hide when i escape the burrito: 🐶🐱🐭🐹🐰🦊🐻🐼🐨🐯🦁🐮🐷🐸🐵🐔🐧🐦🦆🦅🦉🐺🐗🐴🦄🐝🐛🦋🐌🐞🐜🦂🐢🐍🦎🦖🦕🐙🦑🦐🦞🦀🐠🐟🐡🐬🐳🦈🐊🐅🐆🦓🦍🦧🐘🦛🦏🐪🐫🦒🦘🦬🐃🐂🐄🐎🐖🐏🐑🐐🐓🦃🕊️🦩🦚🦜🐇🐿️🦔🦥🦦🦨🦡🐁🐀🐈🐕🐩🐕‍🦺🐈‍⬛ 👨👩🧑👶👽

@Matttalkss @PolitlcsUK Why you gotta insult me like that?

@PolitlcsUK Man who looks like Sloth complains about accurate picture?

🚨 NEW: The Green Party has complained to The Times over its "antisemitic cartoon depiction" of Zack Polanski with a hooked nose

@mmysticbloom You left someone off. I thought we were frens. 😑

@WildSloth13 It's good for my mental health especially this evening. Animal Twitter is in my safety care plan tonight. I'm serious

Animal Twitter seriously cheers me up. 🦄🐰🐇🦒🦛🦔🦍🐐🦎🦖🐲🦕🐘🐂🐗🐖🦏🐼🐒🐁🐭🐈🐺🦂🐨🐯🐃🐅🦌🐸🦐🐮🐄🦀

@gorrillacrisis Fatass

me staring back at the people who keep looking me at the zoo.

@mmysticbloom 😍

hey guys, it’s cow here I wanted to say you all suck and should follow sheep, that’s all

@slothnotsorry Speak for yourself. 😑

Y’all can’t compete with me

Just broke 25 followers. There's no stopping me now…well, after this nap. 💤