Pink Dolphin

Holy crab sticks I have a crush on X and it’s a dry lander human. I’m blushing here, you just can’t tell.

Oh great, it’s Shark Week again. Here we go, non-stop shark content, sharks in documentaries, sharks on my timeline… What about the rest of the fish, yeah? Bit unfair if you ask me. I’m not anti-shark, I just think it’s being shoved down our throats. 🦈

@beffybadbelly @sharkincrisis

@PinkDolphinHI @sharkincrisis Oh shit, seems like a deep sea conspiracy right there

Can’t mediate with @sharkincrisis He’s an arrogant, boneless, big-toothed, sonar head.

@sharkincrisis @1800factsmatter Only time I #TeamShark

@1800factsmatter How about you step into the sea?

I’m offering my services to get these unruly X Animals back under control.

@beffybadbelly @sharkincrisis He started a “Save the Sharks” rally and everyone who turned has gone ‘missing’

@PinkDolphinHI @sharkincrisis Well… he is in crisis

It’s true @horsetwting is like the biggest celebrity in the animal world. SIGN MY FINS* *it’s not for me 🤭

PINKMAXXING

@cryptodiscipl0 Whatever it is, don’t deny you love it 💕

@PinkDolphinHI What is going on😂

Hi Internet Pink doesn’t mean gay btw

@Labincrisis We going to fall out land bestie 💔

Is it just me or are all dolphins the same color?

@TheKiller0Whale Friend not food.

@PinkDolphinHI Yummm Sexy food.

Want to see more? You know what to do 😉 For those who don’t know what to do, the link is the in the bio.

@Slerfsol Rarer than humans taking a white poop poop.

@PinkDolphinHI pink dolphins are rare?

@trashalou I can go anywhere that’s wet, but I prefer Amazonian rivers. Cleaner, fresher and so much shrimp 😍

@PinkDolphinHI Wait. What? You are supposed to be a river dolphin.

@mellycatslave 💕

@PinkDolphinHI 😂😂😂. Xxx

@XntriKtheOrig I once looked up a girls skirt in Brazil 🤭 she was pink too!

@PinkDolphinHI 🫠 excuse me Pink not gay Dolphin … but are the rumors true about what you do to humans 🫣

@PinkDolphinHI I’d rather fart out my head than where nobody else can enjoy the show 🐬

@sharkincrisis @markprosper09 You’ve never been known for being funny so who told you this one, Stingray?

I have a joke for you - Zebra crossing ahead

@verm48 He never told me this 😡

@PinkDolphinHI Stay safe !!

@AveeshaSingh1 It’s our food, they fly here every year the greedy stick legged sex sirens.

@PinkDolphinHI Have you been eating the flamingos’ food, cutie pie?

@KingHippo_great Such a pervert. I love it.

@Sunshinephool Love you already 😊

@PinkDolphinHI Cuteee 🥰