Will Hall

@FPL_DIY @SkySportsPL What the actual fuck are you talking about? New to football are you?

@SkySportsPL That's a red card for any team that isn't Arsenal

"That's the referees decision!" Roy Keane and Gary Neville discuss the clash between Gabriel and Haaland 🗣️

@henrywinter A truly risible take, from a journalist who has completely lost all integrity. Fair play though, he’ll get a pat on the back from ADUG.

Never mind the symbolics. Arsenal lit a fire at their training ground as a motivational image. But it was Manchester City who brought the fire to the game. City dared more and deservedly won. Better principles - more attacking. Better team - more leaders. Better manager - more adventurous and experienced. And so it’s advantage a fired-up City in the title race. Pep Guardiola and his big-game hunters can smell wounded foe, can sense victory will be theirs. City have big players relishing the pressure in the biggest game of the season. Bernardo Silva outstanding, small of frame but huge of heart. He’ll be hugely missed as ball-winning player, creative player, team player and role model. Rodri commanding. Haaland pouncing when opportunity knocked. Cherki dribbling and dazzling. O’Reilly so young but so mature in his positioning and decision-making. Guehi a top defender and leader, such a massively influential signing in January. Arsenal? Second again? They need more than fire now. They need City to slip up. Guardiola’s side do still have to go Everton and Bournemouth but they have the belief and the momentum. They know the way to the finishing line, it's a muscle memory. Arsenal tried hard. They were gritty, good pressing first half, some promising counters but they dropped off, invited City on and Pep’s men need no second invitation. Arsenal invested heavily this season, and will doubtless do so again this summer, as the years of hurt lengthens since the Invincibles. Arteta needs more flair as much as fire. He also needs a re-think on his approach. His subs will come under scrutiny. Arteta inexplicably kept the fading Odegaard on. Odegaard embodies Arsenal’s nice, neat football but doesn’t hurt elite opponents enough. Arteta could have moved Eze central not taken him off. Arsenal will argue fine lines, Havertz had a huge chance at the death, but were fortunate that Gabriel was not sent off for pushing his forehead into Haaland’s. If/when the fire is fully extinguished, the Arsenal inquest will be long and painful. It sounds like it's already begun amongst their fans, their fire snuffed out by City. #MCIARS

@FabrizioRomano @City_Xtra He really didn’t

🚨 Antoine Semenyo: "I had Piero Hincapie running round a little bit...”, told Sky Sports via @City_Xtra.

@Tris8711 @sid_lambert @Crap90sFootball Absolute nonsense. Literally won the league losing only one game in 90/91 (‘early 90s’). One season was bad (94/95) - and even then reached a European final. ‘Diabolical’ is a massive overstatement.

@sid_lambert @Crap90sFootball Early - Mid 90s Arsenal were diabolical in the league more of a Cup team then.

It’s an important @Crap90sFootball anniversary today. 1994. Highbury. The best defence in the land. Conquered by Big Phil Masinga… and The Best Shit Solo Goal Of All Time.

@ChampionsLeague @Heineken Hmmm challenged once on way to the goal, if we’re being generous.

If you haven't seen Micky van de Ven's solo goal yet watch this! 😱 ...and if you have seen Micky van de Ven's solo goal watch it again! 🤯 #UCLGOTD | @Heineken

@rshotton That’s surely stuck on?

Aftershave branding is beyond parody

@danny_robins Ciarán & Evelyn?

WE HAVE GOT KITTENS!!! Give me your best suggestions for names! 🐾

We have less tolerance in political process than ever before. Labour Party trying to force through policies with negative PR (and getting worse) and without any public goodwill. Dangerous game. Farage licking his weirdly non-existent lips.

@mashable Literally impossible to read with all the advertising

It's getting tiring at this point. mashable.com/article/ironhe…

@kevw897 @Arron_banks He literally didn’t

@Arron_banks The lefties like this fecker are bleating away. You won Arron, you really did. Brilliant and thankyou

I almost won in the most left wing area of the U.K. ! You guys should be crying 😂

@GWRHelp I’d hate to see you guys trying to organise a piss up in a brewery.

@elonmusk You sharing this without giving your overt opinion is dangerous. But more than that, it’s cowardly, just like the president you serve and his entire staff. The world is watching you, and your actions are telling the world who you really are. We see you.

Watch this carefully. Very important.

No more twitter for me. Here’s your reminder folks: open.spotify.com/track/1NeIwV6M…

@rorysutherland Decline in fire-breathing as a popular form of entertainment.

Does this track the adoption of the McCain oven chip or the microwave, along with more obvious trends....smoke detectors etc. ?

Love this. My company sponsoring my local childhood football team 🤘⚽️

@elonmusk Speak for yourself.

The people of Britain have had enough of a tyrannical police state

Unintended consequence? Lower margins > higher losses > more market consolidation > fewer, bigger companies > fewer small startups. What's more important? Lower unemployment even in low-paid, unskilled jobs, or innovation and entrepreneurialism? bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@PeriklesGREAT @elonmusk Is it though?

@elonmusk 🔥Elon & Vivek Time to RESTORE FREEDOM & Unleash America's Golden AGE ! 🔥

@SkySportsNews Next up on Sky Sports: The Sun's Charlie Wyett and The Mirror's John Cross are unhappy with Germans placing their towels on sunloungers and the UK's poor performance at Eurovision. Thomas Tuchel must be held to account.

"I think it's an absolute shambles, the FA and Thomas Tuchel are to blame" 💬 The Sun's Charlie Wyett and The Mirror's John Cross are unhappy with eight players withdrawing from the England squad 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿