Yo Dammit

Chat GPT wrote this tweet omg isn’t that amazing?

Why haven’t any European leaders condemned this? Where are all of the podcasters?

@Breaking911 And nothing would ever ever go wrong with an idea like that.

Saudi Arabia is gearing up for the 2034 World Cup, planning to construct the “Naium Sky” stadium on the Red Sea coast. The 350-meter-tall venue is designed to hold 46,000 spectators.

@Ry5ter @MSFT365Status I am very confident it wasn't me

@MSFT365Status Multiple cloud services down...AGAIN. Sigh. Who thought cloud was a good idea?

@Polymarket Shocking

BREAKING: OpenAI has officially transformed itself from non-profit to for-profit.

@Polymarket Imagine that

BREAKING: Bill to suspend Congressional pay during U.S. Government shutdown projected to not pass in Congress.

@visegrad24 Yes, financial circle jerk pump and dump schemes are popular these days in AI.

Microsoft announced that it now owns a 27% stake in OpenAI, the company behind ChatGPT, valued at $135 billion.

So we're resorting to defending the Taliban now... Public discourse is truly a weird and ugly thing.

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More wah

More wah

Agenda Free TV: "wah"

Me pretending to understand weather like everyone else whenever a hurricane is happening: The P Threshold is currently 6 but the Assometer estimation is holding at 6.2 so if that stays where it is we should expect the P threshold to hit at least seven.

Everything is safe until it isn't and then you're dead so who cares.

It's really weird when you stick your head out the window for the first time in prob over a decade to get a sense of where things are and it turns out that not much of a goddamn thing has changed lol we're stuck as hell.

@Forbes Ew

Quote of the day. #qotd

We are seemingly in a phase of final warnings optics will only afford a few more occasions of. Hope they are spent wisely.

People who incessantly talk occasionally interrupt all their bullshit with some actually useful information.

I have been revisiting a lot of older media I would have known between 1995-2010 and basically I think I memory holed over a decade of my life somehow. Revisiting it feels like trespassing at a convalescent home you don't know anyone personally at.

Great new idea: Dextromethorphan Bowling

Playing GTA 3 on an OG PS2 is a veritable time travel methodology.