He’s Magic You Know

It’s not a rumour. It’s not a hope. It’s inevitable. Poch will return to Spurs.

@stokecityu @thepouchpapi @rickjeff78 Nope, nor me tbh

@thepouchpapi @YouKnowHesMagic @rickjeff78 Doesn’t read like that to me

Fun story I was DM'd about Tiger Woods when he broke up with Erica Herman a few years.

@TannerLehmann @thepouchpapi @rickjeff78 Have to agree personally

@thepouchpapi @YouKnowHesMagic @rickjeff78 You don't really talk like that when referring to drug abuse. Definitely was talking about him dying.

@50SavesOfDeGea Wouldn’t expect anything less from someone called Mo 👊

Dont let anyone say you cant do anything! How have I ran 15k non stop?

@RickShielsPGA 150 maybe? Potentially even more if the greens are ridiculously quick? Would love to see it though, would be such good viewing

What would an 18 handicap shoot in the opening round of The Masters?

@DarioFleshlight @rickjeff78 Name’s not Jim 👊

@YouKnowHesMagic @rickjeff78 i think it’s called sarcasm Jim

@thepouchpapi @rickjeff78 Interesting - yeah maybe. Albeit following directly from the comment about his oxy addiction, I’m not so sure

@YouKnowHesMagic @rickjeff78 Pretty sure “won’t make it to 2024” was referring to the masters

@wise0w1 Surely that team has enough about it to avoid relegation doesn’t it?! 🙏🙏

This team v Sunderland- how we feeling?

@LewisJonesKnows @markstinchcombe @nickgoff79 @GeorgeElek @JimmyThePunt Yup fair enough thanks Lewis. I could actually see Wolves putting something like that together tbh, but really can’t see it with Burnley. It’s just too big a gap to make up at this point

@YouKnowHesMagic @markstinchcombe @nickgoff79 @GeorgeElek @JimmyThePunt Can see your line of thinking but you’re asking both Wolves and Burnley to put together top-six level form over the last seven games.

275/1 on Spurs finishing bottom? It’s not beyond the realms we don’t get another point. And all the teams below us gathering momentum. Would love some thoughts from smarter minds than mine, but seems massive to me? Thanks @nickgoff79 @GeorgeElek @JimmyThePunt @markstinchcombe

@fullback03 It’s normally a cesspit full of lies. Yesterday it had even more lies thrown in for good measure. Very tedious

X is shit today. Too many trying to be funny around April fools day. Just made the timeline a bit wanky.

@Nick_Metcalfe I agree. I found looking at some of the April Fools yesterday really pathetic. Most things we read online these days are lies anyway. So why have a day where you lie to try and be funny as well? Very tedious

April Fools was as mundane as it always is. Chuck it out with the rest of the garbage. It should have been dumped 20 years ago and it's a farce that it carries on in this age of lies.

@mitch_fretton That 11 can’t get relegated can it?! Surely not……

De Zerbi it is. Here we go then...

@SeanDZWalsh Interesting. I’m surprised you wouldn’t take Solanke. If Kane got injured in the first game, that’s who I’d want leading the line for the rest of the tournament

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@_PaulHayward Yes it’s a good point Paul, we’re really just a vehicle for sponsorship/betting opportunities. But it’s the way with so much of sport now no? Franchise cricket is the perfect example: very little interest in the actual sport, just simply there to present commercial opportunities

The emphasis on logo displays in this picture tells its own story.

@markstinchcombe @nickgoff79 @GeorgeElek @JimmyThePunt @LewisJonesKnows wonder what your thoughts are on this as well Lewis, particularly given your interesting Notebook column this morning? Best price currently is 150. Cheers

@markstinchcombe @nickgoff79 @GeorgeElek @JimmyThePunt Thanks for your reply Stinch. It’s only shortened to 150 so far. Agree with you on the Wolves and Burnley point, feels pretty far-fetched. Problem is, best price I can find on us not winning another game is only 9/1, which doesn’t feel that great a price

@RKTweets Yeah, very nicely put. Who knows, maybe we’re just being pessimistic and the club can still turn things around. But that certainly doesn’t feel likely right now does it

@YouKnowHesMagic Something about living through this is so odd, like everyone can see the huge icebergs and we're just going right into them. A case study in utter leadership incompetence that leads to a remarkable demise.

Spurs building all the ingredients for the biggest fall from grace of any club for a long time. Finances, relegation, continued fan disengaged and potential culture war in the stands too.

@markstinchcombe You are a legend Stinch - thank you

Roll up, roll up ✅

@xAlexTHFC At least I did say ‘uninformed’!

@xAlexTHFC My uninformed take is that it’s fallen through. He’s drifted quite noticeably on the Betfair Exchange since yesterday afternoon, and that money is always fairly accurate. He is still favourite though, but just clearly not as finalised as it seemed yesterday

All a bit quiet on the De Zerbi front ? 🤔