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Fuck your Honda civic I've a horse outside

I apologize for nothing

@joshweissbock Concerning

@petbugs13 Here’s a branding idea for them

The year is 2030 My alarm clock wakes me up. I hit snooze but sadly I haven’t subscribed to Alarm Premium so I have to listen to an ad for crypto before the alarm snoozes for 6 minutes.

@thechewbecka Love seeing these old photos of Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher.

@blader .@thechewbecka have you seen this?

the future is going to be very weird. but i would absolutely watch the wes anderson remake of the matrix

@LachInTheCrease @passittobulis *somewhere in the bud light marketing dept* Guys, I think we’ve just found our next summer flavour!

@passittobulis There probably is a ketchup beer or alcohol out there somewhere, but I'm not gonna look it up cause I don't want it confirmed for me lmao

Is he...is he going to put the ketchup in the beer?

@patersonjeff He’ll have to wear 14 because 4 minus 1 is 3, and 3 plus 1 is 4.

guess it’s official now. Quinn can’t ever be a NJD. 43 is spoken for

@amandawtwong I hear the steamed hams in Whitehorse are top notch.

How to commit to the bit

@67sound @Drumdizzle2 Schenn has kind of reinvented himself in Vancouver. Plays about 17mins a night. 21pts on the year.

TLDR; Don’t hire United Van Lines Canada (@unitedcanada) to pack and move your stuff. Details: I paid almost $10K to have my house packed and moved across provinces by @unitedcanada.

@petbugs13 I've fixed it for you...

White Lotus: Luigi’s Mansion 3

@amandawtwong Did you open the right version?

Me opening the last Photoshop file I worked on before going on break:

I took a week off and I don't know what the hell is a holodeck anymore

This is exactly what the internet was invented for

years ago now we were at a bookshop quiz & got the question: what are the final lines of Little Women? and my partner genuinely and with certainty said "and it was then they realised they were no longer little girls; they were little women" which is the Simpsons pisstake version