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@Michaeldudufudu Trans

What exactly is this physiognomy called? I feel like it didnt exist in our parents generation

The Bello experiment can be over. Guy has no accountability

Patriots exercised CB Christian Gonzalez’s 5th-year contract option today, per source.

I put charisma in my lingo and she fell for me

Sox

Breaking: The Boston Red Sox have fired manager Alex Cora, hitting coach Peter Fatse, bench coach Rámon Vazquez, third-base coach Kyle Hudson and game-planning coach Jason Varitek, sources tell @jeffpassan. The Red Sox are currently 10-17 and last place in the American League East.

Eagles are trolls I swear

Working Friday night, Saturday night, and an overnight 16 Sunday. Enjoy your weekend folks

By the time the Pats even pick ill likely be home from work so that fucks

@mrcanute1 @CryptoMikli You stupid or dumb?

@CryptoMikli way she just casually mentioned 84 hours like it’s a normal work week… we are cooked as a society 😭

Caleb Hammer’s audit guest reveals 911 dispatchers make $4,200 a month “I’m a 911 dispatcher. I make $28 an hour, and we’re not even considered first responders. I work at least 84 hours every two weeks. Every two weeks I get about $2,100, so that’s $4,200 a month”

@TattdPollyPockt Ayy you know ball

Definitely drinking 12 beers tonight. Try and stop me

@uxiefun You win. Greatest tweet ever

This account is gonna go full Avs and pretend the Sox dont exist for the next month and a half

@millerIowlife Afternoon/evening shift? Mine is 3-11 and I dread every week Im on it

being stuck on second shift for a year+ has done irreversible psychic damage to my brain

Please follow me i swear i tweet good

At work thinking about being loved

I aint mad at Crochet. You cant be Him every start. Team is bad.

Wtf

Getting violently stoned to forget the crippling depression