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Santa is the 🐐

Told my mom I was upset with her today. It was because she had flavor blasted goldfish instead of standard blast. Tough day

I’m at war with caterpillars. They ate all my parsley once then bounced before becoming butterflies. The parsley has grown back and the caterpillars are coming back out to feast. I won’t stand for it this time!

Buying clothes in Italia is very mean. It’s like they don’t have a difference between kids and adults sizes. An XL would fit a toddler! It’s rude

My man @StevenACohen2 need you to send a boat load of Mets merch to Italy. We’re getting dominated by those dorks in the Bronx over here. Need more representation. Thanks LGM

Bought a wrench at ace hardware today. Guy stuff

@TheRealCurcWord No clue why it changed but I am not thrilled. Can’t let someone borrow it from the app!

@_bubbaroski Couple things here. 1. Why did they change the size/design of the ticket? 2. Why do people still buy the physical tickets and not use the app? Nostalgia?

Wtf is this @MTA ?!? The tickets already hurt the wallet with how expensive they are and now they don’t even fit inside!! What an outrage! #sad

@LASIKdotcom If I pretend to be an umpire can I get it free too?

Safe?!? Better Vision. Better Calls. Yes, we are literally offering all MLB umps free LASIK.

Hot tubs are so sick

Good morning, everybody!

Not a great day for @Enterprise . I had a lovely convertible reserved and was ready to let my hair flow in the wind in sunny Florida, but i go to pick up the car no convertibles are available! Very sad!!!!

At a wedding in Philly, how many g&ts until I take the mic and start a let’s go Mets chant?

Hi @eli_holstein10 it’s time to wake up. Don’t make me start getting @NateYarnell involved here. We need Ws!!!!

@Pitt_FB Were we?? @eli_holstein10 sure was NOT!!! Neither was @CoachDuzzPittFB. Unbelievably pathetic first half!!!!

WE READY 🔵🟡 #HailToPitt

Been busy with the @Mets but don’t think I’ve forgotten about you @eli_holstein10 ! Ranked now so the spotlight is getting larger! I see it as an opportunity to Panther Up! Take care of business today big man

Set up for a trap game today @eli_holstein10. Don’t fall into it! Handle Panther business and make some penguins (Youngstown state not the animal) cry!! #hELIsman

@BFW Forgot my boy @eli_holstein10

Heisman top five as of this moment 1) Ashton Jeanty, Boise State 2) Cam Ward, Miami 3) Jaxson Dart, Ole Miss 4) Quinn Ewers, Texas 5) Nico Iamaleava, Tennessee Won’t win but actually probably is the best player Travis Hunter, Colorado

Eli Holstein 4 Heisman?!?!