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Its like this song was made for him

Easter is evidence that men should not kiss. Two me kissed and both died

April fools day is the only day to confess your love to someone akikukataa mwambie it a prank for april fools akikupenda then congrats to you kwa kutoka soko😂😂

They know hawatafunga machines za registration ju tutapiga kelele so they make the process of registration very slow and tedious.....what do you mean a center has one person and that utapata ukingoja hadi 5 hours just to be registered??

Just a reminder In all universes, spiderman doesn't get his girl; Dr strange doesn't get married to the love of his life and captain America had to go back in time just for love😂😂 so don't be hopeful when it comes to love

Today nimechukia safaricom sijui kama nini. I wanted to speak to customer care but each time it took me to their zuri chat chatbot that was not helping at all. Shame on you @Safaricom_Care

Mosiria akona bahati....if he was still in the office halafu hii drainage issue itokee he would have been blamed

Mayai mbili 40bob!!😩😩Si heri ninunue kuku basi

That's your father

@SankeiSaitoti Happy birthdei mzee....enda ununue juice cola na ngumuu mbili unipee till

So many balloons on my Timeline. Getting old is inevitable.

"Nyumba yangu haina mlango" ilifika 18 bob lini??

@charlesmwai020 @byYator Fb basi

Nilijoin hii app 2022 na sijafikisha hata 1k sojas ifb immediately

@dedankimarthy @Ghettoh_tycoon Basi follow

Sida yenu kila mtu anataka massive followers with less following. Na hakuendangi hivyo.

@OpenTruth254 @KenyanSays The constitution which is above any rule refuses restriction to access services due to race or religion. The fact that she has to leave is a discrimination in itself

@_johnmwas @KenyanSays The supremecourt sometime back rules schools have a right to setup rules and refuse admission if the same is violated

A student at St. Mary's Elwak Girls is on the verge of leaving the school after the administration denied her the opportunity to wear a hijab. This raises questions about religious tolerance in our institutions!

Transport CS Davis Chirchir inspects ongoing beautification works between JKIA and James Gichuru Road

@Kenyans x.com/i/status/20250…

@KenyanSays x.com/i/status/20250…

We may be seeing ads in whatsapp status and channels once in a while.

@georgediano x.com/i/status/20241…

A story is told of how the Yamune cartels grew horns, tails, and big mouths to the point of confidently misleading Kasongo himself. Before the June protest, the president was reportedly briefed by NIS about the rising political temperature. But when your advisory board looks like a village group discussion led by Oscar Sudi as the Chairman and Farouk Kiberiti as the Secretariat, you can imagine how that meeting went. Meanwhile, Nordin Hajji was somewhere in a corner office minding his own business, probably juggling intelligence files and counter-terror briefs about Al-Shabaab, while the political class was playing Kíptindinyôo at State House. Then June 25th happened. Suddenly the minor issue turned into a full-blown political thunderstorm. That’s when NIS apparently decided Enough is enough. Next thing we heard, Farouk and the Yamune squad were gently escorted out of the inner circle like uninvited guests who overstayed at a private wedding. These days seeing Farouk setting up mini political camps in Western feels like watching a retired headmaster trying to discipline his goats. He’s now ranting alongside kina Kawanjiku and Peter Salasya, a complete downgrade from issuing public instructions like he owned the remote control to the government. Even the illiterate mongoose from Kapseret has reduced his daily selfies press conferences. The once fearsome monologues recorded in full HD confidence have quietly faded. The energy is Gone, even the cocomelon English is now on sabbatical. At one point, Farouk was moving like a deputy president, publicly scolding Cabinet Secretaries & Governors as if they were late for tuition. Even people in government feared him the way comrades fear a surprise CAT. But politics is like Nairobi weather, today you’re the storm, tomorrow you’re looking for an umbrella. While some order may have been restored around William Ruto’s inner circle, State House still sometimes looks like a shopping mall during festive seasons. Today it's NDC, tomorrow it's a UDA function, every Tom, Dick & Hurry accessing corridors like it’s muthuruwa market. Nordin Hajji remains one of the most important asset in Ruto's administration followed by Monica Juma. The rest are just vibes & Inshallah as they milk the country dry. Btw even Ichungwah toned down, nikama pia kalipwa last wuooning. Faruk Kiberiti should serve as a lesson to others. Today’s untouchable strongman can quickly become tomorrow’s village elder giving unsolicited advice under a mango tree. And the wheel keeps turning. Chesaa. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

Someone has just sued safaricom for refusing to reverse his money which was used to pay for fuliza in the recepients number. This could change the whole game in the world of wrongful transactions. Why wouldn't they just reverse my money mwenye fuliza ajilipie fuliza??