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Takeshi's Castle is trending. Fuck knows why, but a quick Google did throw up a list of injuries sustained by the contestants. Loved that shit. 'No Winners this time' Craig Charles was a don

@LeShuttle 2h30 from arriving to getting on a train. Shockingly bad.

@LeShuttle absolutely ridiculous service at Calais this evening. Arrived at check in at 17:55. Booked onto 19:06. Took 1h55 to clear customs. Missed 3 trains in the process. Looks like the 20:22 is next. Rubbish.

Hey guys, let’s go for a nice Sunday ride… #AlpecinDeceuninck

@nedboulting Morning Ned. 11mins in, you’ve played the end credits/Bikmo ad over your chat, so we don’t hear any of your story about how your day started

Lest we forget, one of the all-time great tweets @rosielanners

@looflol Can only be Van Der Poel

Who would you add as the fourth rider on the Mount Rushmore of 21st century cyclist?

Dyou know how mad it is that Drogba played Bayern away twice in his career and this isn’t even his best header in those games

The trade union movement will always stand up for workers facing unfair discrimination. This is not one of those times

It's rare that James O'Brien and Nigel Farage are in the same room. So when the Reform UK leader was leaving the LBC studios after his phone-in with Nick Ferrari, @mrjamesob delivered a one-of-a-kind handover.

Gold from @mrjamesob

@TrollFootball These fucking AI photos just get worse and worse. Proper engagement begging. And here’s me commenting 🤦🏼‍♂️

Chelsea's team photo at the end of transfer window

Liz Truss’ first day in charge of Ticketmaster online sales going well then #Oasis25 #Ticketmaster @trussliz

@90sfootball Jari Litmanen only 💯

Who's the first player you think of when you see this Ajax shirt?

@CFCAzM Not even close. That celebration was like nothing else. They even made fucking Tshirts

@emilybastow_ On the flip side, people seem to be getting very angry that ‘teenage girls who only know wonderwall’ might be in with a chance of a ticket.

genuine reasons I’ve seen people on this app wanting early access oasis tickets: -having an M postcode -being over 40 any others???

@dublin_damo Spanish towns are definitely NOT immaculately maintained. You don’t have to look far to see years of neglect/decay.

Would dearly love to know how, despite being less well off, low salaries, etc., Spanish transport infrastructure is world class, towns and cities are immaculately maintained, and buzzing with life every night of the week, even non-touristy places. Envious.

Isabel, out of a million punters 0.0038% have been arrested. 20% of Reform MPs have actually been to prison.

@IbzySpeaks Neto riding Madueke instead of feigning apology to the home crowd is 😍😍😍

I can watch this on repeat like 100 times. x.com/balltopkb/stat…

Classic Chelsea shithousery. Players fighting for each other. Goals and pushing for more goals. Bonafide superstars all over the pitch. Getting booed and being the most hated team in the league. Fantastic away support. Ladies and gentlemen:

@90sfootball John Harkes

Who's the first player you think of when you see this Sheffield Wednesday shirt?