Ralph Swinford

@frankieboyle Talking shite - are you some kind of college philosopher you ginger minge

@frankieboyle Pure shite

@frankieboyle It’s pure shite that Scotland programme yawn yawn

@jayrayner1 Would you be up for a sort of Top Gear, without the cars but with food? `Top Grub or something? I now find I like food more than cars. Mid-life sort of thing........

I should have said: Please RT the hell out of this.

@SadiqKhan Blah blah mayor of London blah blah blah

It’s shocking to think that the Tories were already winning the General Election two weeks before polling day. Registering for an #EarlyVote is the best thing Londoners can do to help Labour win on 7 May, and in future elections too. sadiq.london/earlyvote #StandingUpForLondon

@newscientist ? Are they coming to take back Donald TRUMP??

We’ve finally spotted a pattern in mysterious radio blasts from space newscienti.st/2UzVJr8

@BBCPolitics New right wing government led in by corbyn - everyone now pays the price.

Should the government be deporting people to Jamaica, including those who came to the UK as children, because they’ve committed criminal offences? #Marr asks the Justice Secretary Robert Buckland about the planned charter flight this Tuesday #Windrush bbc.in/3bootsH

@Nigel_Farage Trump’s new fluffer.

It’s amazing who you bump into at the Trump Hotel. D-Day veteran Steve landed on Omaha beach in 1944 and is 100 years old.

@IainDale Brilliant.

NEW BLOGPOST: I just asked Henry Kissinger a Question. He was on a train in the US. I'm in Tunbridge Wells. Find out how I did it... iaindale.com/articles/i-jus…

@RLong_Bailey Very unlike Corbyn - he would be sympathising with the guy who got shot.....

Horrific reports coming out of Streatham, my thoughts are with the victims and those affected. A huge thanks to our emergency services for their quick response

@PennyMordaunt @metpoliceuk Are you the mp for streatham/?

Huge thank you to the emergency services, especially the @metpoliceuk for their response in #Streatham today. Thoughts with all affected.

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Who? ......is she your first girlfriend?

@jeremycorbyn You miserable old git, Corbyn.

The choice of which path we take for a post-Brexit Britain now lies before us.

@frankieboyle You big ginger winger....stopping dissing rap.

@jayrayner1 How do I join the audience, Jay?

There are also last supper shows in a bunch of other places including Leeds, Harrogate, Cardiff, Newcastle Under Lyme and Tonbridge in Kent. You'll find links for those and the jazz here: jayrayner.co.uk/live-shows/

@jayrayner1 I’ve eaten there too - I couldn’t agree more with your review. The only difference being I only agreed to pay half the bill.

Re wine at the Yard by Robin Gill - firstly apologies, I appear to have misidentified a white Bordeaux as a Burgundy. mea Culpa. Secondly, have a look at the site below. Avg retail for this wine is £13, so £39 at x3 mark up would have been okay. They had it for £75. (2017 - £9)

@LBC Nigel - I am so pleased to be past Friday - I voted remain but over the years I have understood quite how controlling the EUROPEAN union was - I quickly transformed into a staunch Leave supporter. I now feel liberated and positive going forward as a sovereign nation. Ralph

@TiceRichard Are you some kind of self-appointed arbitrator of what is or isn’t Brexit? Arrogance.

BINGO: Shanker on top form, he should be at heart of Govt negotiating team. Worrying that civil servants not true believers like Shanker and Tory Brexiteer MPs not leading this process. Boris must not repeat May’s mistakes. digitaledition.telegraph.co.uk/editions/editi…

@TiceRichard Tice - get elected or clear off.

HS2 will hang like a heavy chain around Boris’ neck. Dire delays, ballooning budget! Only big business & establishment figures in Birmingham & Manchester want it. If MPs dither, the cost will mushroom to £200bn. Scrap it now. digitaledition.telegraph.co.uk/editions/editi…